Cheeky git

By fmldailyyy - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Ireland

Today, my husband told me he had been cheating on me for the past 8 months. Twenty minutes later, he asked me what was for dinner. FML
I agree, your life sucks 41 850
You deserved it 3 165

Top comments

it sucks but you kinda deserved it for not showing him the door within those 20 minutes

I agree. If it were me those 20 minutes would have been spend driving to a lawyer, not chillin' with him. Also OP, you don't deserve that kind of treatment DO NOT stay with him. An affair is unforgivable!

Comments

Optimus_Primerib 0

Tell him instant microwave food and a lonely existence is "for dinner"

lost_princess 0

I agree with #64 and #97. I've dealt with a few cheating bastards. They all got the same words. GET THE **** OUT OF MY LIFE!!!!! I don't have time for that shit and neither should you. I don't care what you look like all women are beautiful in their own way and there is some guy out there that will treat you right. and for those twenty minutes I hope you were going through his phone and getting the ****** number. Unless she didn't know he was married/taken. Then she's not a *****. Then you still need her number so you can tell her and he will lose you both. **** DINNER. Pack a bag, Call a lawyer. Stay at a really fancy hotel for a couple of nights to think, order room service and charge it on his credit card. If you have kids take them with you. and I wish you all the luck in the world and hope you find a man that deserves you. In the meantime do whatever makes you feel good. Pedicures, shopping, whatever.

whowants2know 0

and you accepted it and told him didn't you?

dump his ass fast and find yourself a hot Irish dude to bonk.

peachezthelette 22

20 mins? I wuda gave him 20 secs to get his shit n get the **** out..

wriptidez 0

i loved the cooked testicles comment ....anyways its divorce time take all his cash