Cheeky git

By fmldailyyy - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Ireland

Today, my husband told me he had been cheating on me for the past 8 months. Twenty minutes later, he asked me what was for dinner. FML
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merritalstatus 3

it sucks but you kinda deserved it for not showing him the door within those 20 minutes

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BoCo_fml 9

I agree. If it were me those 20 minutes would have been spend driving to a lawyer, not chillin' with him. Also OP, you don't deserve that kind of treatment DO NOT stay with him. An affair is unforgivable!

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WarriorOmen 25

I'd have said. 'I'm serving divorce papers'.

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krispybacon4321 23

Put dish soap in his dinner when he's not looking.

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TheLittleOnion 18

This is your reply," What makes you think you're getting any? Oh, by the way, have I introduced you to the door? GET OUTTTA HERE!!!"

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geoh0400 14

Devorce papers were probably served...

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Tyrax 16

I must assume you were either crying, or still in shock. Or possibly debating murder versus divorce versus separation. I do hope you gave him an appropriately snarky answer.

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

The correct response to that would be "divorce papers." And his ass served on a silver platter.

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