Cheeky git

By fmldailyyy - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Ireland

Today, my husband told me he had been cheating on me for the past 8 months. Twenty minutes later, he asked me what was for dinner. FML
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merritalstatus 3

it sucks but you kinda deserved it for not showing him the door within those 20 minutes

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BoCo_fml 9

I agree. If it were me those 20 minutes would have been spend driving to a lawyer, not chillin' with him. Also OP, you don't deserve that kind of treatment DO NOT stay with him. An affair is unforgivable!

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a_girl_i_know 0

bust a lorena bobbett on him

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ReeNAh 0

Am I the only chick that thinks this is awesome? Not the cheating part! But the fact that he had to balls to walk up the wifey 20mins later & expected a home cooked meal is hella boss! Like seriously are you ******* kidding me?! Love it definitely adding to favorites

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jpinpoint 0

That's kind of funny. He got it off his chest and felt safe enough to ask for dinner. He'd be dead or violently vomiting if he was my husband.

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einauglein 0

I would have said: your dinner is a POO SANDWICH!

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No_habla_espanol 11

lol or a "hot dog"

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bh0p 0

why were you still with him 20 minutes later?

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kayPandastyle 15

shoulda told him he looked hungry n was gonna get 'grits' lol

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heyitsmeyay 0

pork chops and potatoes for you and rat poison for him :)

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