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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend got mugged. I found out because the mugger had the courtesy to ring me, after I texted several times asking where he was, to say, "He won't reply. He got robbed." FML
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maphineRAWRS 10

okay so I know it's wrong to be mugged and whatever, but it's pretty funny that he texted back saying that, amirite? :P

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nobody_u_ko 0

how is this f your life.... more like f your boyfriends life

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Jessie86 3

your life doesn't suck but your boyfriend's does....

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chris13174 0

I'm thinking **** your boyfriends life for not carrying a gun for situations like that. Then the phone call would have went something like this...babe, I can't talk right now, I just shot this overly quick whited bastard who was trying to rob me.

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Cinn_fml 22

It's illegal to carry a gun in the UK without a licence, and even then I don't think that gives you any kind of right to carry it around wherever you go.

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nerdsgetmehot 22

#65 Seriously? I don't know anyone who owns a gun.

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GTmustang07 0

I'm sure you know someone who owns a gun, there just has not been a reason to tell you or show you lol

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kandismichelle 0

Pretty much everyone in Texas owns a gun. and alottt of them carry them on them. and if someone ha a gun on them and didn't take it out and shoot the mugger, they should get arrested:)))

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hotrod54chevy 0

You deserved it because this isn't an FML. This is an F HIS life.

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hotrod54chevy 0

You deserved it because this isn't an FML. This is an F HIS life.

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xMissxMurderx 1

this is actually funny as hell!

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PaperCandles 0

how is that an fml? you arent the one who got mugged

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Greenpenguin999 7

That's the kind of person I'd like to be mugged by.

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