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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend got mugged. I found out because the mugger had the courtesy to ring me, after I texted several times asking where he was, to say, "He won't reply. He got robbed." FML
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maphineRAWRS 10

okay so I know it's wrong to be mugged and whatever, but it's pretty funny that he texted back saying that, amirite? :P

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RedPillSucks 31

Tell your boyfriend to give the cops his phone number so they can track the phone via GPS or something.

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tbwrb 0

Or contact network provider to get the phone blocked, the guy would probably have sold it on anyway. It's the kind of dodgy deal you get down pubs, some one complains about their phone being broke, thug walks up "I've got this phone I'm trying to get rid of £50," moaning guy is happy because he's got a new phone, thug is happy he got £50 and rid of some guys phone

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RedPillSucks 31

Great way to dodge a clingy misses. Hand the phone to one of your buddies to reply to the text. Of course he'll have some 'splainin to do when she see's him using the phone later.

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cradle6 13

Call the police. They can track cell phone signal

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nournotorious 0

You're stupid OP. How does your life suck? your boyfriend is the one who got mugged.

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KattAlex 4

This is more **** your boyfriend's life then yours.

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happykate120 0

F [your] M[an's] L

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