Cheeky

By woopdeedo_1 - 07/03/2010 19:56 - United Kingdom

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Today, I went to a party and crashed on the bedroom floor. I woke up to sex noises coming from the bed. I pretended to still be asleep. I sent a text to my boyfriend to tell him about it. I heard his phone beep from over in the bed. FML
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boopityboppity 11

Perhaps he lent it to a friend? Or it's just a really big coincidence? Or... Yeah, he cheated on you. FYL.

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YOUbeTROLLIN 0

if the room was dark you could've knocked out the girl he was with and just take her spot.

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jacobsessed 0

this is my favorite fml yet but there could be a lit of explanations. did you ever think someone else has the same ringtone? or they borrowed his phone or he forgot it or he was just REEEAAAALLY drunk? many possibilities here

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ssch 0

what if your making a rash decision and he lost his phone huge difference gah be positive

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Raela 0

Ooh, happened to me once. Trust me, her boyfriend is NOT having fun right now! XD

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jonaslover12345 0

this is made up

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sexyblonde78 0

89 this isn't made up. her bf obviously wanted to get some and his gf passed out cuz she was fuc*ked up

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KaileeCat 0

I believe you are supposed to replace a letter with the * not just add it. YES - Fu*ked NO - fuc*ked K? andddd sorry op but who sleeps at parties?

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sexyblonde78 0

oh and by the way: your bf will claim that he only cheated cuz he was majorly drunk but don't buy that shit! k?

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