Cheeky

By woopdeedo_1 - 07/03/2010 19:56 - United Kingdom

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Today, I went to a party and crashed on the bedroom floor. I woke up to sex noises coming from the bed. I pretended to still be asleep. I sent a text to my boyfriend to tell him about it. I heard his phone beep from over in the bed. FML
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boopityboppity 11

Perhaps he lent it to a friend? Or it's just a really big coincidence? Or... Yeah, he cheated on you. FYL.

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YOUbeTROLLIN 0

if the room was dark you could've knocked out the girl he was with and just take her spot.

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perdix 29

Was his answer "3SUM?" He'll probably need you to go down on the other girl since he wasn't able to satisfy her with his quick-release worm. Don't worry, the taste ought to be familiar. ;)

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UrLiFsuX 4

ROFL "the taste ought to be familiar" haha terrific, terrific...-Peter (family guy)

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realef 0

that's ****** dont say anything and sleep with his friend then say something

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shotstack 0

The more mature thing would be to forgive him, enter into a loving, nurturing relationship, and make him happy. Then, carve your name into his chest. With his car keys.

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EmmyGrangerDC 0

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA well F your Life!!!!!

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TheTrollinator 0

He might be drunk or it might not have been him at all

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fsxman1 11

hahahaha what was his excuse and it's your falt for leaving him alone at the party lol

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ChiTownSharon 4

Well he could have just left his phone in the room.

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