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Cheeky

By Jane - 07/12/2009 10:33 - United States

Spicy

Today, I found out the weekly coffee talks my husband was having with his ex-girlfriend stopped involving coffee about 2 years ago. FML

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Today, I found out that my wife is seeing a marriage counselor. With her ex. FML

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Today, I found out that my ex-husband just had a baby with his new partner. We only split up a week ago. FML

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By firstdategonebad - 12/10/2012 18:43 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I went on a coffee date with the man I've been in love with for a while. Before I knew what was going on, he'd started chatting up a pretty girl sitting nearby. I had to drink my coffee alone while he got her number. FML

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By lonelyhubby - 08/07/2009 04:16 - United States

Today, I found out that my wife had been debating leaving me for an old boyfriend from high school. They rekindled their relationship on Facebook, and talking on the cell phone. Both things I insisted she have. FML

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By scared and alone - 13/03/2015 18:47 - United Kingdom - Preston

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Today, I found out my husband has been sleeping with one of the women in our marriage counselling group. FML

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By lamesauce - 15/02/2009 10:32 - Canada

Today, I went on a coffee date with a guy I'm interested in. He picked up his phone mid-date to finalize dinner plans with another girl. FML

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By MyLife - 06/02/2013 08:04

Today, my husband decided to start seeing other people. I found out when I called and interrupted his date. FML

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By sickandtiredofit - 24/01/2012 19:50 - United States

Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML

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Top comments

silencerider151 0

Monday 7 December 2009 16:09

It took you how many years to realize that private meetings between him and his ex could be a problem?

mari3644 0

Monday 7 December 2009 16:10

Why was he even having "talks" with his ex girlfriend??

Comments

shoower_fml 9

Sunday 23 November 2014 14:11

Wow, seriously are you that stupid or naive ? Wtf did you think was gonna happen, I would of cut that shit off within a week. Ex's are not allowed to talk, maybe online but never ever in person

Klwulffy 14

Wednesday 25 February 2015 18:00

An ex is an ex. If he sees his ex it probably involves sex.

xer096 7

Sunday 13 September 2015 16:46

Sorry that's a bad thing but if he's been having PRIVATE coffee talks with his EX then those are some serious red flags and I have trouble feeling sorry for you

fantasyworld 37

Saturday 7 November 2015 3:27

Why was he meeting her in the first place?

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