Transportation: Chilled out

Chilled out

By Rar - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Palatine

Today, I went to the airport a full three hours before my flight departure time just to be on the safe side. I ended up having the best nap of my life and missing my flight. FML

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By budadepressed - 18/07/2016 21:22 - United States - Burnsville

Today, due to a scheduling error, I spent an entire day and night in an airport, over 30 hours in total. Just as I arrived at the gate, I was informed that my flight had been delayed for another 2 hours. FML

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By GaryGaryOhGary - 21/08/2024 20:00 - United States

Today, I set my alarm for 3:30 AM to catch an early flight. I got up, got dressed, and arrived at the airport in record time. While checking in, I was told that my flight is tomorrow morning. I’m now wide awake and sitting in a 24-hour diner, having a very early breakfast. FML

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By whenlifeisalemon - 09/01/2016 23:19 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I waited patiently in the airport as my flight was repeatedly delayed. After 5 long hours I approached one of the attendees to discover that the plane had left 5 minutes ago. FML

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By stk - 19/12/2016 12:56 - United States - Aurora

Today, I woke up at 3am to catch my flight back home, only to realize that my flight was pushed back 14 hours. FML

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By Aric - 08/10/2020 05:01

Today, I arrived at the airport two and a half hours early because I was expecting it to be busy. The line was long but I had plenty of time, until a woman complained about a fee for checked bags. I was next in line, and still managed to miss my flight because the woman caused such a big scene. FML

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By Phantommajik - 10/05/2011 16:08 - United States

Today, I was stuck at the airport overnight waiting for my flight for about 5 hours. I then went and looked at the departures board. It said that my flight had already departed. FML

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By foodsicknessinATL - 24/11/2016 00:08 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I spent the busiest travel day of the year in the busiest airport in the world trapped between the decision to leave the terminal bathroom or shit my pants. Yes, I missed my flight. Sorry, mom. FML

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You deserved it 929

Deep sleep

By Ataraxia - 01/10/2009 07:05 - United States

Today, I woke up to the realization that the 2-hour nap I wanted to take before I went out with my friends last night was actually a 12-hour nap. I missed everything. FML

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You deserved it 34 099

By Anonymous - 22/06/2019 20:04

Today, after being a few minutes late to work a few times this week, I left the house super early this morning. When I got to work, security hadn’t unlocked the doors yet, so I waited in my car, where I ended up falling asleep and sleeping through most of my entire morning shift. FML

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You deserved it 1 584

By 3,500 down - 07/05/2016 08:00 - United States - Altus

Today, my train departed over 10 minutes early. It was the last train of the day. I missed my transatlantic flight and along with it the vacation and concert I'd spent over a year saving for. FML

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You deserved it 2 720

Benmantha 31

Sunday 10 May 2015 0:19

Time flies while sleeping.

erin55378 17

Sunday 10 May 2015 0:18

At least you're well rested.

Comments

fakedsincerity 32

Sunday 10 May 2015 1:00

Ouch. The worst I've done is miss my train stop. I feel your pain.

oobergoober89 16

Sunday 10 May 2015 1:00

That background noise will get you

jinxed137 5

Sunday 10 May 2015 1:03

Never missed a flight but missed plenty of train/bus stops due to lovely naps!

gabby_john_ 15

Sunday 10 May 2015 1:33

Me: Finally will be on my flight on time! Life: lol no

shinigami88 11

Sunday 10 May 2015 1:37

YDI Sleep is for the weak

mustangbravo 27

Sunday 10 May 2015 1:46

Wop wop.

Anonypus 20

Sunday 10 May 2015 4:45

You should've kept busy until your flight and fell asleep on the plane. I do it all the time.

BrassWing13 11

Sunday 10 May 2015 4:46

Ever read the Tortoise and the Hare?

LucyKei 6

Sunday 10 May 2015 4:51

I would do the same

toxicdaydream 18

Sunday 10 May 2015 4:56

You snooze you lose, mate

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