Creepy, Scary and Kids: Chilling

Chilling

By BondingTime - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Saint Paul

Today, I was babysitting my nephew and we decided to color together. He drew a picture of someone who looked dead, almost zombie-like, while everyone else looked pretty normal. When I asked who it was, he said in a serious, scary voice, "It's you." FML

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By Anonymous - 19/04/2009 18:42 - United States

Today, I was babysitting a 5-year-old girl and we were coloring. She made me a card that was very sweet, so I smiled. She looked at me and went "Don't smile, your smile is really scary." FML

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By dman92 - 09/04/2017 14:24

Today, while babysitting, the power went off. My little cousin pointed into the dark kitchen behind me and asked, "Who's that man standing there?" FML

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By spooked - 22/11/2013 06:20 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, while babysitting a girl, I told her to be quiet so she wouldn't wake her little brother. In reply, she told me that she would kill me, wake her brother up to show him my dead body, then draw all over my face. I'm stuck with her for another two hours. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/01/2012 03:54 - United States

Today, my friend showed me a creepy piece of artwork he'd drawn. I laughed and said that it would give me nightmares, meaning it as a compliment. Turns out, this one was in honor of his dead grandmother, who'd raised him. FML

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By thesitter - 10/05/2009 13:18 - United States

Today, while babysitting, I gave the boy a pen and paper because he wanted to draw me. When he was done, he let me see but then said, "Wait! I'm not done." He took it back and basically colored in the arms. I said, "I'm not wearing long-sleeves." He said, "That's hair." FML

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By sumhub94 - 14/05/2013 16:48 - United States

Today, I was babysitting a 4-year-old, and we decided to play a game of hide and seek. Before he started to count, he looked me in the eyes and said that if I hid in his spot, he'd murder me with a knife when he grows up. I have to babysit this kid for the rest of the summer. FML

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By Uh oh.... - 05/05/2019 16:00

Today, I was awakened by a small scary dark figure approaching me while making creepy noises. I screamed, kicked it away, and buried my face under my pillow. Later, after braving up, I turned on the lights. It was my sick 3-year-old niece, now dazed and coughing blood. FML

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Demon child

By never again! - 22/06/2021 02:01

Today, I was babysitting my nephew. He was acting up, so instead of spanking him, I put him in the corner for timeout. He screamed and thrashed and kicked the walls so hard my neighbors called the police. My sister wasn’t answering her phone, and I had to explain why a 7-year-old was acting like that. FML

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By Nana - 22/10/2012 15:39 - Sweden - Skellefte

Today, I showed my friends the picture I drew picturing the four of us in a 'zombie apocalypse' setting. Turns out they never saw me as their friend, and I'm creeping them out. FML

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By quasimodo - 22/02/2010 21:24 - United States

Today, we were drawing self-portraits in school. I'm horrible at art, so I turned to the person next to me and stated that mine looked really ugly. He replied saying, "No, it looks exactly like you." FML

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MeetTheMedic 6

Monday 17 March 2014 15:11

His humor is dead funny.

jerzjay 17

Monday 17 March 2014 15:11

It's a sign.....Get out!

Comments

darkfireflame 15

Monday 17 March 2014 16:11

Time to get some sleep?

Kamon97 23

Monday 17 March 2014 16:22

He must watch walking dead :p

olpally 32

Monday 17 March 2014 16:59

Future zombieland 2 director? Lol, that is pretty creepy though.

energizerbunny23 18

Monday 17 March 2014 17:19

Let him do your makeup! Haha

Bebbo_fml 21

Monday 17 March 2014 19:30

Oh op he is just channeling his inner Lizzie.

DropTheDaggerxx 31

Tuesday 18 March 2014 4:07

I was looking specifically to see if someone had made this comment... I was not let down.

Dumbledora 9

Monday 17 March 2014 19:43

Was it finals week or something? I've had similar observations made around that time... Maybe try some under-eye concealer?

Simbaby 23

Monday 17 March 2014 20:04

Umm, I'd definitely talk to his parents about that.

martin8337 35

Monday 17 March 2014 20:16

I draw/see dead people.

Daydreamer4466 6

Monday 17 March 2014 20:23

That's your sign to run

worldclassrager 39

Monday 17 March 2014 20:54

Better than a dick made out of clay I hope he was drawing that for the essence of a joke

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