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Turn them into bait.
Or maybe even the ones being bit at the time?
16- that would be bait..
OP can be my best friend any day.
49- I read the comment/fml pretty fast at the time but yeah my comment was pretty stupid now that I read it again. Maybe 1 meant tying them up to lure some zombies in?
Or trip them when being chased.
I don't think that would solve the problem... They would then think that OP is creepy and hates them too. ;) FYL op
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Show it anywayMaybe weird, not necrophiliac.
Whaa... Do you even know what Necrophilia is?
Way to repeat the comment before you teeny. No one does it quite like you do.
Ryan, his comment wasn't there when I replied to him. Plus, we're one minute off. Get of my case, mate!
Well, that's just not good enough then mate, is it? :p
Ryan! What the ****?
Oh hey you, what's up man?
Hey, you'd understand if you knew teeny as intimately as I do. And when I say intimately, I mean sexually.
Dammit, where's a mod when you need him!
Optimistically filming from the sideline.
Sirin, Teeny said 'him', not her, so I think he was waiting for Alan. Unless there's something you'd like to tell us.
I think there's something Alan wants to tell you. But for now, just roll with Ryan. You might like it.
Cheers Si, knew you'd be on my side.
Stop being such an Objectophilia-phobe. It's not cool.
And you loved every second of it, flockz.
Hi....
Haha his head is a thick candy shell. Whoever gets the reference gets this cookie.
This thread gave me cancer.
Then you're not a very sentimental person with a very poor grasp of the definition of certain words.
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Show it anyway38 and 57) no matter how "normal" you think it is, to someone out there, it's morbid, creepy, and weird. I don't think it is but I also don't get why 3/45 is getting so thumbed down?
I'd actually think it'd be pretty sick to see a drawing of me and my friends in that scenario.
I sometimes sketch/draw Supernovae, which is one of the most catalytic events in the universe, which has more than enough power to obliterate the Earth and respective solar system (although Sol with not go Supernova) does that make me creepy too? Death of a star and what not...
Is it really that weird? Maybe I have strange friends (we love zombie movies and often discuss our plans for a potential zombie apocalypse), but I wouldn't find it the least bit strange if any of them drew a picture of us all fighting zombies. In fact, I'd be kinda flattered that they'd still want me around, even when the world is ending.
94, 3/47/114 isn't getting thumbed down because they have an unpopular opinion, they're getting thumbed down because they're acting like an ass about it.
That's because you drew yourself as a zombie and them as humans.
...that would explain a lot. I guess people are afraid of the inevitable, especially now that they have declared that they are NOT friends, deeming them fair game..?
This fml really reminds me of Left 4 Dead :D
Their loss. Now they are not gonna be in your team when the zombies attack!
Like your profile picture...
They'll regret not being friends with you when the zombie apocalypse happens.
Because of a picture?
Pfft! As long as the picture wasn't of you eating their face or something they'll get over your creepiness.
Now you know who to kill first during the apocalypse.
Anything can happen..
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Show it anywayMaybe not in the reanimated corpse sense, but there could be an illness that would cause zombie-like symptoms. You never know.
Cordyceps and other parasites that affect the brain could easily be engineered to affect humans instead and possibly used as a biological weapon. Rage virus could also be a possibility. But yeah, dead bodies rising is impossible.
And you know that they are scientifically impossible how? I would say more of medically improbable but it's far from scientifically impossible. Maybe you should get into biology a little more.
http://www.cracked.com/article_15643_5-scientific-reasons-zombie-apocalypse-could-actually-happen.html Read this, and then say it's not possible. Be scared. Be very scared.
Bath salts!!
Zombies: Theoretically possible? Yes. Is it really going to happen? No.
according to bath salts, it is possible.
actually, theoretically it is. if the rabies virus mutated slightly so that your brain would shut down and not your body, then that's pretty much a zombie. you would bite and attack and eat people but wouldn't be conscious of doing so and would spread the infection that way if you survived a bite. how's that for being scientifically possible?
You should just never have said that... And OP I would love if you drew me in a zombie apocalypse!!!
Dude. Just-- dude. Santa isn't scientifically possible and little kids like him. Think of zombies as a mature Santa even though u don't get it. :)
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Turn them into bait.
That's because you drew yourself as a zombie and them as humans.