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Christmas is dangerous

By LondonTor - This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff

Today, I was moving my sofa to make space for the Christmas tree and the sofa slipped on the wooden floor, thus flipping my right big toenail up 90° so it is now only connected at the cuticle. FML

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fjvitt 14

Saturday 15 December 2018 22:21

Nailed it!

silentbabydeer 10

Saturday 15 December 2018 22:09

So.....did you rip the rest of it out? But in seriousness that sounded really painful!!! Hope you heal quickly!

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BurnInDemonFire 34

Friday 14 December 2018 0:59

"I got a hangnail, hangin' from my cuticle. A hangnail, and it ain't beautiful. It hurts like a bitch that I did last night."

BurnInDemonFire 34

Sunday 16 December 2018 3:13

Note to self: Family Guy references are out-dated. That means I have to move forward, and make my references legen- wait for it- dary!

silentbabydeer 10

Saturday 15 December 2018 22:09

So.....did you rip the rest of it out? But in seriousness that sounded really painful!!! Hope you heal quickly!

fjvitt 14

Saturday 15 December 2018 22:21

Nailed it!

ViviMage 38

Saturday 15 December 2018 23:38

The white tip of the nail is dead, the pink part is the nail matrix or "quick", the living part. Clean (nail) scissors with rubbing alcohol. Use scissors to remove the detached part of the nail if the nail is partly attached. Soak your finger or toe in cold water for 20 minutes after trimming the nail. Apply a thin layer of petroleum jelly, such as Vaseline, and cover the area with a nonstick bandage. The rest might fall out but if the matrix is still alive and intact you will grow another nail.

Paul B. Gyurcsanszky 14

Saturday 15 December 2018 23:55

This happened to me. Twice. Two different pieces of furniture. Same toe.

jsikes 8

Sunday 16 December 2018 0:17

Sorry to hear that, Squidward

julfunky 29

Sunday 16 December 2018 1:26

That part ALWAYS made me cringe.

ViviMage 38

Sunday 16 December 2018 15:03

Are you feeling it now Mr Krabs?

BeachMammal 8

Sunday 16 December 2018 4:45

That must have hurt so bad!

LennyComa 39

Sunday 16 December 2018 7:21

Rip it out and start growing it again.

123Puppy 33

Sunday 16 December 2018 7:28

I cringed when I read this...so sorry OP! 😣FYL!

anayanci1 6

Sunday 16 December 2018 8:38

This reminds me of that spongebob episode

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