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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I found out that my wife of 5 years has decided to change everything: her job, clothes, hair style, car, and me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 35 642
You deserved it 3 163

Same thing different taste

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This will get voted down no doubt however... There must be some reason why she has done this. If you didn't see it coming you must not have listened to her much or she's super spontaneous!

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If you treat her really well and she can't see your true value, she's probably not worth it anyways. If she pulls this crap with you, she will pull it with the next guy or he will cheat on her. Once you prove your word means nothing then it usually eventually blows up in your face.

KiddNYC1O 20

Maybe I can help. What new car is she getting?

pickles2b2 4

Oh hoho sorry for your lost brother! Damn I can't believe she did that 0:

Changing everything, is one of the many signs of suicide... Keep an eye on her

So she finally changed them crusty undetwaRe LOL jk

bitchslapped22 14

What kind of car did she get?

Does she not change her clothes regularly?

Sounds like your wife is either a con man or is going through some time of menstral midlife crisis.