Awkward and Love: Ciao! - FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I found out that my wife of 5 years has decided to change everything: her job, clothes, hair style, car, and me. FML

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Top comments

FunkyAndFresh 7

Friday 6 January 2012 11:51

Maybe she will change mind aswell.. :)

Zaffro 8

Friday 6 January 2012 11:53

This will get voted down no doubt however... There must be some reason why she has done this. If you didn't see it coming you must not have listened to her much or she's super spontaneous!

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leh9 2

Saturday 7 January 2012 2:09

Mid life crisis

iloveshim 14

Saturday 7 January 2012 3:47

And I'm guessing home? Or is she keeping that one?

techman321 1

Saturday 7 January 2012 4:29

why does this remind me of country music... horrible, horrible country music...

HelloImBrandon 0

Saturday 7 January 2012 10:42

Seven

meikola 6

Saturday 7 January 2012 23:01

In time you will get over it. Don't know when but you will. ^___^

LaLa_coolKid 6

Sunday 8 January 2012 2:52

My mom just did the same after 20 years of marriage. Turns out she's had a boyfriend for a year and a half.. I'm 13.

xhalfblackmanx 0

Sunday 8 January 2012 4:33

Leave her she ain't worth the trouble.

sprucemoose 0

Sunday 8 January 2012 6:43

she was unhappy

somewhatlucky 1

Sunday 8 January 2012 10:34

well you lasted longer than Kim Kardashian's marriage

dodzin 9

Sunday 8 January 2012 14:23

Probably she got a good rider, bro

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