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By Anonymous - 17/07/2012 08:00 - United States - North Pole

Today, my husband and I stopped at a scenic overlook on top of a mountain. I looked down and noticed several small shells and excitedly called him over. I said, "I can't believe I found fossils here!" The moment it came out of my mouth, I realized they were pistachio shells. So did he. FML
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day624 14

Aw nuts! Thats something i would do! Laugh it off thats a funny moment!

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perdix 29

Were they near the Neanderthal Mountain Dew cans and the Paleolithic condoms?

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rsunshine2020 13

That's so funny!! You probably just made the day lol!

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greenie213 23

That's perfectly understandable, we have a lot of small shell fossils around where I live that look somewhat like million year old pistachio shells.

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isaiaah 6

Play it off as a joke. Best of luck, gotta go save more disastrous observations.

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alohalili 0

Just act like it never happened :)

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appleshowers3 0

Oh silly woman This is why we stay in the kitchen :p

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BunchieRules 31

Wait... when did sexism come into this? OP mistakes pistachio shells for prehistoric fossils, therefore, all women should stay in the kitchen? That makes about as much sense as the end of this sentence refrigerator octopus lizard.

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Briiyahh 7

Calm down it was just a joke have a sense of humor

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olpally 32

60, that was a very poor joke though. Sexist comments will not be tolerated on here. Sincerely-Michael.

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Spiral_Thoughts 19

Wow, discovering fossils is that easy!? I'll try it myself right now! *looks in Fridge* Forget fossils, look! I just discovered a new species of ewe! Watch as it bounds through the Cottage Cheese fields and rests in the Coke Zero Everglades . . . *holds up the rotten banana* Um . . . Eww?

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lostfaithinpppl 19

Next time look at things more closely before jumping to conclusions.

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RedPillSucks 31

At a scenic overlook, it's very important not to jump at all.

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Unbweavable 17

Who could blame you? Lack of air (because your higher up), plus excitement of being in a new & beautiful place could make you a bit confused. Atleast you realized your mistake.

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