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By Anonymous - 17/07/2012 08:00 - United States - North Pole

Today, my husband and I stopped at a scenic overlook on top of a mountain. I looked down and noticed several small shells and excitedly called him over. I said, "I can't believe I found fossils here!" The moment it came out of my mouth, I realized they were pistachio shells. So did he. FML
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day624 14

Aw nuts! Thats something i would do! Laugh it off thats a funny moment!

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perdix 29

Were they near the Neanderthal Mountain Dew cans and the Paleolithic condoms?

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xxooxx210 3

Da fuq are you smoking

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olpally 32

I'm smoking some pretty good weed... You? Lol :D

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chocolatepandas 2

"OH MY GOD, IT'S- ....a pistachio shell?"

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linkinpark98 23

Sorry OP! I must have let them slip out of my pocket. Pistachios are delicious.

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Briiyahh 7

That's not really a FML it was a mistake whoopee doo -__-

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doodlecloud 26

I say daft crap like this all the time...even on my first date with my bf, thankfully he just found it funny. But if you're with your husband then what's the big deal? He's not going to get put off at this point. Whilst I don't think you massively deserved it I hardly think this is an FML.

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doodlecloud 26

Why was my comment moderated? There was absolutely nothing offensive in it, I just said it wasn't really an FML situation...how rude...

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doodlecloud 26

Well whadda ya know, apparently saying something isn't FML worthy IS against the rules. Guess I'll go post a load of FMLs saying bullshit like 'Today I didn't have time to eat lunch and got really hungry, FML'

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mercsl65 7

you might as well divirce him now. you're in for a lifetime ridicule.. tragic really

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