Intimacy, Sex, Embarrassing and Work: Classic blunder

Classic blunder

By Anonymous - 20/07/2009 07:07 - United States

Today, I had an important Powerpoint presentation for ALL the big execs at work. It seems that during my lunch break, my boyfriend IMed me on my Mac, saying, "Feeling so horny right now, come home for a quicky like last week?" I didn't see it until the presentation. So did the executives. FML

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You deserved it 10 542

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By WaffleMan - 08/06/2012 11:58 - United States - Stirling

Today, I was in a business meeting. I was giving a Powerpoint presentation to my boss and a few other associates. Then a notification popped up in the middle of my presentation reminding me that I needed to renew my pornhub subscription. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 276

You deserved it 48 801

Stolen valor

By Anonymous - 18/09/2009 11:08 - Iraq

Today, I was at work, finishing a presentation for my boss. Five minutes after I presented it to him, his boss walked in and asked for the same presentation I had just given. My boss presented it. His boss then turned to me and asked me, "What use are you around here?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 745

You deserved it 2 877

Thanks Outlook

By Buzz - 28/11/2008 05:35 - France

Today, I was doing a Power Point presentation to the management committee. Outlook Express was still open, and right in the middle of the presentation, a window popped up notifying me of a new message. "Subject: our reply to your application for the post of Marketing Manager." FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 371

You deserved it 8 390

By jaymash - 22/10/2011 13:25 - United States

Today, I was giving a PowerPoint presentation in class. When I put my flash drive into the computer, my folder opened up and a nude picture of myself popped right up on a 110 inch projector screen for all 35 students to see. This is a 16 week course. FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 487

You deserved it 64 499

Now you know

By foolishgirl - 25/02/2009 18:41 - United States

Today, I emailed my boyfriend from work. Out of habit, I absent-mindedly entered my department into the "From" field. My boyfriend didn't notice when he replied. Now my entire department knows I want to "drop to my knees and suck him when I get home." And he plans to "finish on my face." FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 910

You deserved it 74 294

My wife

By Michael D. - 25/08/2012 16:06 - United States - Duluth

Today, while I was at work, my wife sent me a few pictures of her in a new lingerie, to "spice up" my day. She didn't realize that I have iCloud turned on so I can share files with my colleagues. My boss and a dozen other employees received the same pictures. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 850

You deserved it 27 126

By golfstar11 - 11/12/2012 02:05 - United States - Savannah

Today, I was doing a presentation in front of my boss. On the last slide, someone had put a picture of a man's cock. I later found out it was my boss who did it. It was his "good reason" to fire me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 069

You deserved it 2 190

By Walk of Shame - 13/11/2018 22:00

Today, my boyfriend, who is also my boss, was giving me a blowjob at work. Halfway through, his boss knocked on the door and I had to quickly get dressed and slip out the other door. After leaving, I realized that I was still barefoot and I had to walk back to my desk in front of my colleagues. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 465

You deserved it 6 021

By TTR - 13/11/2011 00:36 - United States

Today, I finished a very important but annoying presentation that took four hours to complete. Only after writing a paragraph to explain the presentation and sending it to my boss did I realize that I saved the document as "Shit I have to do to get a promotion." FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 920

You deserved it 44 702

Timing

By Anonymous - 12/09/2015 06:42 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boss stopped me mid-sentence, scowling and telling me to zip up my fly. It wouldn't have been so embarrassing if I hadn't been in the middle of giving a presentation to not only him, but his own boss and a company executive as well. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 534

You deserved it 3 475

nickyzinks 0

Monday 20 July 2009 16:07

Why didn't you sign off before the meeting? YDI for not being professional enough to separate work and home.

aback 4

Monday 20 July 2009 16:05

You can't turn off instant messaging on a Mac?

Comments

imadonkeymoo 0

Monday 20 July 2009 16:58

PEEPEE HORNY

proud_liberal 0

Monday 20 July 2009 17:12

bf is a pig. DUMP HIM

divineinstrument 2

Monday 20 July 2009 19:26

No he is not a pig! It's kinda sweet really

mattmag 0

Monday 20 July 2009 17:18

was it really necessary to say "on my mac"?

Ligerie 0

Monday 20 July 2009 19:10

I thought that too.... My friend does that and its annoying because hers is a piece of sh*t

softbonez 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 0:31

Yes, because obviously the IM systems differ greatly. If she was using iChat, all it would have done was pop up and the icon would have bounced...

glostik 0

Monday 20 July 2009 17:19

Haha. FYL, Hun!

seb12992 0

Monday 20 July 2009 17:32

This may very well be the most idiotic response I've ever read. The FML here is that her employees saw the message, if I had to explain that to you then I'm 99.9% percent sure you're either some retarded teenager or a stupid illiterate tween.

colourmealy 0

Monday 20 July 2009 17:39

If he messaged you wouldn't the conversation box just flash on the bottom toolbar? when i get an IM the conversation dosn't open...

weinerdog 2

Tuesday 21 July 2009 0:04

exactly - OP shouldn't have been running the program in the first place. Another common thing to turn off is the lame-ass Outlook message preview box that shows up whenever a new email arrives.

XOfiestypixie 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 0:25

Uh, if it's a recent mac, the "tool bar" isn't like the Window's toolbar where it flashes orange, it kinda jumps up and down. but most likely, the conversation window wasn't closed completely (just minimized) so it popped up.

colourmealy 0

Monday 20 July 2009 17:39

If he messaged you wouldn't the conversation box just flash on the bottom toolbar? when i get an IM the conversation dosn't open...

ocram_fml 0

Monday 20 July 2009 17:56

yeah but only if you set it to be so, if you dont anytime you get a new message it will pop up on the screen

plexico 3

Monday 20 July 2009 18:07

The executives found out that you are not married and can do quickies? Your future is looking bright!

gatorsxrule 0

Monday 20 July 2009 18:10

neither did the executives I'm a grammer nazi

kimstarrr 0

Monday 20 July 2009 18:15

grammar*

AndelleRae 9

Monday 20 July 2009 18:20

Yeah, I was going to mention something about the awkward wording. If you want to be technical, you're a grammar Nazi. :-p This does suck though. This is why you should never choose auto sign in on any messenger. It can only end badly.