Intimacy, Sex, Embarrassing and Work: Classic blunder

Classic blunder

By Anonymous - 20/07/2009 07:07 - United States

Today, I had an important Powerpoint presentation for ALL the big execs at work. It seems that during my lunch break, my boyfriend IMed me on my Mac, saying, "Feeling so horny right now, come home for a quicky like last week?" I didn't see it until the presentation. So did the executives. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 229

You deserved it 10 540

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By WaffleMan - 08/06/2012 11:58 - United States - Stirling

Today, I was in a business meeting. I was giving a Powerpoint presentation to my boss and a few other associates. Then a notification popped up in the middle of my presentation reminding me that I needed to renew my pornhub subscription. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 275

You deserved it 48 799

Stolen valor

By Anonymous - 18/09/2009 11:08 - Iraq

Today, I was at work, finishing a presentation for my boss. Five minutes after I presented it to him, his boss walked in and asked for the same presentation I had just given. My boss presented it. His boss then turned to me and asked me, "What use are you around here?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 742

You deserved it 2 877

Thanks Outlook

By Buzz - 28/11/2008 05:35 - France

Today, I was doing a Power Point presentation to the management committee. Outlook Express was still open, and right in the middle of the presentation, a window popped up notifying me of a new message. "Subject: our reply to your application for the post of Marketing Manager." FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 371

You deserved it 8 389

By jaymash - 22/10/2011 13:25 - United States

Today, I was giving a PowerPoint presentation in class. When I put my flash drive into the computer, my folder opened up and a nude picture of myself popped right up on a 110 inch projector screen for all 35 students to see. This is a 16 week course. FML

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You deserved it 64 497

Now you know

By foolishgirl - 25/02/2009 18:41 - United States

Today, I emailed my boyfriend from work. Out of habit, I absent-mindedly entered my department into the "From" field. My boyfriend didn't notice when he replied. Now my entire department knows I want to "drop to my knees and suck him when I get home." And he plans to "finish on my face." FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 910

You deserved it 74 292

My wife

By Michael D. - 25/08/2012 16:06 - United States - Duluth

Today, while I was at work, my wife sent me a few pictures of her in a new lingerie, to "spice up" my day. She didn't realize that I have iCloud turned on so I can share files with my colleagues. My boss and a dozen other employees received the same pictures. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 847

You deserved it 27 122

By golfstar11 - 11/12/2012 02:05 - United States - Savannah

Today, I was doing a presentation in front of my boss. On the last slide, someone had put a picture of a man's cock. I later found out it was my boss who did it. It was his "good reason" to fire me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 069

You deserved it 2 190

By Walk of Shame - 13/11/2018 22:00

Today, my boyfriend, who is also my boss, was giving me a blowjob at work. Halfway through, his boss knocked on the door and I had to quickly get dressed and slip out the other door. After leaving, I realized that I was still barefoot and I had to walk back to my desk in front of my colleagues. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 465

You deserved it 6 020

By TTR - 13/11/2011 00:36 - United States

Today, I finished a very important but annoying presentation that took four hours to complete. Only after writing a paragraph to explain the presentation and sending it to my boss did I realize that I saved the document as "Shit I have to do to get a promotion." FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 920

You deserved it 44 701

Timing

By Anonymous - 12/09/2015 06:42 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boss stopped me mid-sentence, scowling and telling me to zip up my fly. It wouldn't have been so embarrassing if I hadn't been in the middle of giving a presentation to not only him, but his own boss and a company executive as well. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 530

You deserved it 3 475

nickyzinks 0

Monday 20 July 2009 16:07

Why didn't you sign off before the meeting? YDI for not being professional enough to separate work and home.

aback 4

Monday 20 July 2009 16:05

You can't turn off instant messaging on a Mac?

Comments

aback 4

Monday 20 July 2009 16:05

You can't turn off instant messaging on a Mac?

Lmao_xD 0

Monday 20 July 2009 18:31

exactly.

kionnalexus 0

Monday 20 July 2009 18:51

She didn't see it until she was doing the presentation, READ BEFORE YOU COMMENT. And this seriously sucks, that would be so embarrassing and just imagining what the execs thought about it would suck even worse.

midwestjerk 0

Monday 20 July 2009 19:51

In that case she's a ******* IDIOT. OP shouldn't have had the messenger program running, let alone be signed in.

hatemylife6 0

Monday 20 July 2009 22:26

what does OP mean?? and that sucks cuz everyone saw the IM.

lakergurl91 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 4:24

@49 OP=Orignial Poster (the person who posted the FML) @OP i feel sorry for you but i feel even worse for your boyfriend...he never got to have his "quicky" =( poor baby i hope you made it up to him when you got home=P Smile Jesus loves you =)

FarSide 22

Wednesday 22 July 2009 3:26

Figures.... a Jersey girl.

Person1233 12

Monday 20 July 2009 16:07

Wow that seriously sucks, FYL.

nickyzinks 0

Monday 20 July 2009 16:07

Why didn't you sign off before the meeting? YDI for not being professional enough to separate work and home.

Thepharaoh 0

Monday 20 July 2009 17:13

I agree, while at work you do your work, and at home u IM whoever you want!

lynnesey 0

Monday 20 July 2009 17:31

well look on the bright side: atleast you're still gettin' some :P

tubaguy42 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 17:47

Seriously... and if you're not at your computer you can at least minimize the program that way it's just in the dock (which you can also hide). if you know you have a big presentation in front of all the big names in your company, why would you even CONSIDER going on IM before you gave it?

SaintJimmy 0

Monday 20 July 2009 16:12

It would've popped up as the computer turned on. He IM'd her during lunch so she didn't know. If she was signed on she probably didn't realize it.

nickyzinks 0

Monday 20 July 2009 16:41

Okay but still.. Should've waited for the computer to start before turning on the projector! That's just common sense.

greatnt249 0

Monday 20 July 2009 17:16

No excuse; you can always disable the option to have the computer sign on AIM upon starting the computer.

XOfiestypixie 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 0:22

it could've been MSN she was using, and while you can do the same thing with MSN, her mac could've been on "sleep" mode, meaning when she opened it back up (assuming it was a macbook), the IM program hadn't been properly turned off, allowing for the message to pop up once the computer is connected to the internet again.

notsocrafty 0

Monday 20 July 2009 16:20

hubba hubba! unless HR frowns on that sort of thing.

c_luv003 0

Monday 20 July 2009 16:20

who even uses im anymore?

genius_man16 0

Monday 20 July 2009 16:29

most people...?

anglcdvl89 0

Monday 20 July 2009 17:15

Actually a lot of companies use IM to communicate with workers in other buildings, states, countries, etc. For example, JP Morgan and some doctors with different offices use IM. We do where I work.