Classic stereotype?

By Anonymous - 25/04/2013 20:36 - United States - Montgomery Village

Today, my sister was crying to me about how her boyfriend never showed up for their date. He's done this many times before, so I suggested the fact that maybe he'd just ditched her. She said that was ridiculous, because, "He's Canadian" and according to her, "They don't lie." FML
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ShannyAK 16

I'm Canadian and I lie plenty of times!

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Sekkaichi 12

I think OP's sister is in denial rather than being naive.

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Reaper1984 13

What are you talking aboot? You know I don't lie eh.

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soccerstar1996 18

He probably couldn't get his dog sled through the snow from his igloo. Those Canadians are something aye?

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VeganVampyre 26

Well if he's going by dog sled, yeah. He should be on a polar bear, much faster and more reliable. They're what all the cool kids are riding these days.

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arsenicalhumor 30

#64 "aye" should be "eh", eh? Everything else you said was spot on, but you forgot the Bacon.

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horneyhic 15

It's eh and don't joke that's the leading cause of death up here

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Inked0803 12

#152. I used Swype but thank you for the grammar lesson. Have a nice day.

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ShannyAK 16

I'm Canadian and I lie plenty of times!

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Poppipuff 14

I hope this isn't a lie otherwise I'm gonna be stuck in an infinite loop.

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karlcolt45 19

I know #2 and she just lies nonstop :)

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Sekkaichi 12

Present tense, does that mean you're lying right now? :D

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lilhellian 26

Hmm present tense... Lie about lying. So you never lie, but you just lied. Making that a lie, so you lie all the time. But then that would be a truth meaning you don't always lie. My brain hurts...

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little_one 20

Canadians are the best liars because we are so polite, and nice no one would believe we would lie.

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mr_sarcastic416 29

lying is a Toronto thing (before you down vote or respond, I should tell you I'm also in Toronto lol)

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broncos67 9

We don't lie... Unless it is necessary, which is most of the time

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drewflav 17

123 - We Vancouverites rarely have issues with your kind insulting yourselves, less work for us to do :) no offense intended. OP - Canadians do lie, just like anyone else. However, your boyfriend is not representative of our general population, most of us aren't douchebags like him.

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sirsquab 12

Blame Canada! Blame Canada! With their beady little eyes and their head so full of lies

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desoto96 9

liar liar with Jim carry. I'm pretty sure he's Canadian.

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Ominn 6

I'm Canadian too, and this guy is lying, because we never lie.

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Xenon1386 9

Canadians are still people and can still lie.

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Damian95 16

I've never lied eh...

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ZeeBest86 6

Canadians aren't people, where on earth did you get that piece of information!

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Axipiter 24

Probably from the same book that says all bacon tastes the same...

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IAmJad 18

Canadians are people? You're one smart cookie.

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VeganVampyre 26

Of course we can lie... on the couch, drinking beer. Oh, did you mean something else?

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linyah 11

#42 is right! canadians are polar bears!

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BloodMonger13 9

we canadians can't lie it's a part of our culture just like you muricans can't turn down a cheese burger

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ripresno 10

But not Canadians.

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Freethaawave 19

I'm Canadian so I would know, we never lie.

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kakarot2 11

It's a basic truth of the human condition that everybody lies. The only variable is about what.

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zen1979 16

It's true, Canadians don't lie. It's one of the immutable laws of physics

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isallwaysme 27

Tough shit eh? We lie just as much as anybody. Except we say sorry a lot more too

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ColdplaySucks 18

I bet she thinks Canadian Bacon is actually bacon. She's in for a big disappointment...

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olpally 32

People are really this dense?? Wow, **** both your lives.

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Uhscanherdarklee 10

This makes me think of the commercial where the lady says they can't put anything on the Internet what isn't true. "uh...bonjour?"

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olpally 32

Haha... I made the same comment on a previous fml... :)

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jubskant101 4

And according to the Internet neither do perverts and murders. I feel like your sister needs to get out more.

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PenguinBitch 43

^Never less, that could be convincing and fool a lot of people. But no one cares really.

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BeccaHugs 17

Take it from a Canadian: even though we are polite and helpful and love hockey and Tim Hortons and apologize for things we didn't even do, we still have some serious assholes up here. There's one in every crowd, so they say.

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muise 11

I completely agree. More than one in every crowd around my town..

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BlackRogue 8

You got that right #9! I live right in central Alberta and we got 'em in spades out here. And mo I'll wait for the Albertan jokes...

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BeccaHugs 17

#94 I'm from Alberta too so don't worry I know just what you mean haha! We have thousands of amazing people, along with a few who are a bit crazy haha.

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KingCeltic77 18

If he doesn't lie, than why is she so upset? She needs to lay down the law in that relationship.

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alexangel33 18

The guy who likes big butts doesn't lie either

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license2chill 5

I wonder what she thinks about the reason of her bf didn't show up, if her bf didn't lie. Abducted by aliens every time he goes to a date?

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spiritfang11237 16

No, that would be silly and unbelievable. He was obviously being held for ransom by sirens.

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