Love: Classic stereotype?

Classic stereotype?

By Anonymous - 25/04/2013 20:36 - United States - Montgomery Village

Today, my sister was crying to me about how her boyfriend never showed up for their date. He's done this many times before, so I suggested the fact that maybe he'd just ditched her. She said that was ridiculous, because, "He's Canadian" and according to her, "They don't lie." FML

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Same thing different taste

By imwrong - 10/02/2009 11:59 - Philippines

Today, I met a guy who said he thinks he's in love with my sister. As a joke, I told him that my sister cheats on everyone. I get home to find my sister crying, because some 'person' told her boyfriend that she's cheating on him. FML

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Awkward

By notmyfam - 09/09/2016 07:47 - Australia - Chester Hill

Today, my boyfriend stood me up. At dinner with his parents. FML

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By mariah_1_11 - 06/03/2010 05:14 - United States

Today, I was supposed to go on a date with a guy I really like. My friends convinced me that he was going to stand me up and that I should just stay home to avoid being hurt. He showed up; I didn't. My friends laughed at my gullible nature. FML

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Hypocrisy

By Anonymous - 06/06/2022 18:01 - United States

Today, my sister's boyfriend dumped her after a huge fight they had, regarding him getting a haircut without talking to her first. I asked if she also needed to consult with him first before getting a haircut. Without a hint of self-awareness, she said, "Of course not. That's stupid. Why would I need his permission?" FML

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Shit!

By SingleSara. - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I found out my sister has a new boyfriend. That would have been helpful to know three hours ago, before I told her boyfriend, who is also my best friend, that I loved him. His response? "HAHAHA! Good one! Oh Seriously? Shit." FML

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By Anonymous - 08/07/2015 20:50 - United States - Saddle River

Today, instead of canceling for the third consecutive time due to work-related reasons, my boyfriend sent his twin brother on our date. They both thought I wouldn't notice. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/01/2010 13:35 - Canada

Today, I went out on my first date in 2 months. My sister and her friends were also at the same restaurant we went to. I decided to ignore them but they didn't. As a joke, they though it would be funny if her friend came up and said, "I had fun last night, we should do it again". My date left. FML

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Trading places

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Bremerton

Today, my date ditched me and showed up with another guy at the same restaurant. She even tried to take the reservation. FML

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The clichés are real

By Krish Kochar - 08/11/2022 10:00 - Canada

Today, I've been living in Canada for past two years, and my friend from the States came to visit. He was talking about how Canadians are so polite, but I was in total denial, that he didn't know anything. While I was arguing with him, a guy in front of us walked into a pole, then apologized to it. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2009 06:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told his best friend to text my sister telling her to tell me that he was breaking up with me. FML

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ShannyAK 16

Friday 26 April 2013 3:00

I'm Canadian and I lie plenty of times!

Inked0803 12

Friday 26 April 2013 3:00

Someone is naieve

Comments

limitedition 25

Friday 26 April 2013 4:08

Since the Canadian jails are full I'd say perhaps she's wrong.

RedPillSucks 31

Friday 26 April 2013 5:09

The jails are full exactly because Canadians don't lie. Mounty: sir, did you commit this crime? Canadian: erm... Yes. Yes I did.

limitedition 25

Friday 26 April 2013 6:56

Well played, 83, well played.

msarosi 14

Friday 26 April 2013 4:17

Everything I say is a lie. Except for that. And that. And that.

Julianne_sings 10

Friday 26 April 2013 4:18

She's right, we don't lie! We also live in igloos, have pet moose, and eat nothing but maple syrup... Eh?

kallima_fml 3

Friday 26 April 2013 5:02

Noo doot aboot it!

zaylazayn 12

Friday 26 April 2013 4:21

Stereotypes...

watchme 11

Friday 26 April 2013 4:23

Justin Bieber is Canadian.

jeepers_1 21

Friday 26 April 2013 4:41

Unfortunately enough for us...

BlackRogue 8

Friday 26 April 2013 5:51

... Yeah... Sorry aboot that eh?

VeganVampyre 26

Friday 26 April 2013 15:18

Yes... But in our defense, so is Simple Plan and even if you don't like their music, you can't deny that they do A LOT to help troubled kids and teens, so that should still make up for Bieber.