Intimacy: Classic - FML

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By horriblegf - 26/02/2011 12:18 - United States

Spicy

Today, I realized it feels better when I sneeze than when my boyfriend and I have sex. FML

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By sneezeattack - 14/05/2012 05:27 - United States - Aurora

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend got so happy when he thought he'd finally given me an orgasm. I was covering an urge to sneeze. FML

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Do it again

By thornrose22 - 01/11/2009 00:22 - United States

Today, my boyfriend went down on me for the first time. After about five minutes, he sneezes violently on me. I don't know what's worse, him getting snot all over my intimate bits or the fact that the sneeze felt better then what he was doing. FML

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By SierraDiaz2097 - 23/03/2013 05:44 - United States - Vardaman

Today, I sneezed. My boyfriend told me to shut up. FML

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That'll do it

By Zippyzoo - 03/02/2009 22:16 - United States

Spicy

Today, when my boyfriend was about to orgasm, I suddenly sneezed all over his face. FML

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By WorstMedicalBill - 20/11/2009 14:53 - United States

Spicy

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting it on when I realized I had to sneeze. Not wanting to sneeze on her, I tried my hardest to hold it in. When I climaxed, I couldn't hold it in any more and sneezed all over her face. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/07/2012 11:26 - Australia

Today, I witnessed my boyfriend sneeze in his hands, and then lick it. FML

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By Achoo - 15/10/2009 07:07 - United States

Today, I was making out with a guy I really like. Midway through, he stopped and said he had to sneeze. After waiting several seconds, he said the urge went away and we kept making out. Ten seconds later, he violently sneezed in my open mouth. FML

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You coming?

By snotface - 23/04/2009 19:47 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. She started panting harder and going, "AH, AH, AH..." and I thought she was about to come. Next thing I know, there's snot splattered all over my face and neck. Turns out it was a sneeze. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/12/2016 14:53

Spicy

Today, during sex, I somehow sneezed hard enough to really hurt my neck and shoulder. But don't worry, writhing in pain doesn't ruin the mood. My boyfriend just kept going. FML

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Take what you can

By omglifee - 20/12/2009 04:13 - Canada

Spicy

Today, I sneezed seven times in a row. That's the closest thing I've had to an orgasm in months. FML

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Top comments

4Lonely2Stoner0 0

Saturday 26 February 2011 21:50

Why the hell don't women just tell a man what pleases them. it's a simple solution

Doortje 29

Saturday 26 February 2011 20:52

Try sneezing while putting in a tampon. That should be an even better ******!

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doublelove77 0

Sunday 25 September 2011 0:43

Scientifically, sneezing is a form or an orgasim

bradytown 0

Sunday 13 November 2011 17:09

You ungrateful bitch! At least you get something!

amberwarr11 1

Sunday 22 January 2012 12:42

I love to sneeze. Next best thing to using Q tips in my ear. I call it an eargasm

SomeAnonymousBro 4

Sunday 29 January 2012 14:37

Wow. Hope he reads this. (and yes, I know he wouldn't know it was her)

devonisthebest 7

Sunday 22 July 2012 17:39

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LucianDracul 8

Friday 17 October 2014 21:27

sounds like you both aren't doing something right. try using your muscles If he's really that small or something. both people gotta work to make it fun.

Starham1 14

Sunday 15 March 2015 4:44

Believe it or not, your nose is actually connected to the pleasure center of your brain. Under some medications, sneezing can even cause orgasms.

iHyperModz 22

Thursday 1 October 2015 8:10

I have a problem which makes my nose bleed sometimes when I sneeze. Sounds like you got the better life

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Today, I found one of those realistic, expensive sex dolls in my boyfriend's cupboard. I asked why on earth he had that and apparently it’s for all those filthy, violent sexual things he likes to do, but knows most women would never even agree to try. Um, WHAT? FML

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Today, I called off my engagement because I fell in love with my best friend of 10 years since we recently reconnected. I confessed my feelings to her and asked her out. She rejected me and said she only sees me as a friend. Now I’m completely single. FML

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Today, I watched my co-worker throw the mother of all temper tantrums. He's a radio personality, and just learned that he's not famous enough to use the "Don't you know who I am?" line to get out of a traffic ticket. FML

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Today, as always, I have a very weak stomach. I'm in Japan right now, and all the unfamiliar foods set me off every time I eat. I can choose between having a great time and starving myself half to death, or sitting in my hotel room all day with stomach pains and diarrhea. FML

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Today, my mom put me in an anger management class because I said "crap." FML

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Today, I was finally able to hang out with a girl I really liked at a party. We had a great time and spent hours together. When I leaned in for a kiss at the end of the night, she stopped me and said , "You're a great guy, but we can't go out because you'd be bad for my social reputation." FML

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Today, in the doctor's waiting room, a little boy asked me for a cookie. I told him that I didn't have any. He replied, "But my mom says that ladies with big butts always have cookies in their handbags." FML

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Today, I showed my friends the picture I drew picturing the four of us in a 'zombie apocalypse' setting. Turns out they never saw me as their friend, and I'm creeping them out. FML

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