Intimacy: Classic

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By ouch - 09/08/2009 01:56 - Brazil

Today, while entering the building I live in, I walked into my neighbor who winked at me and said last night must have been great. After I asked why, he said he could hear my girlfriend moaning and screaming, and that I must be pretty good at it. I was just coming back from a week overseas. FML

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By TooLoud - 31/05/2015 00:12 - United States - Moorpark

Today, I got a text from my neighbor complaining about my girlfriend and me being too noisy in bed. I'm at work. FML

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By cowboy_gold - 25/01/2020 05:00

Today, I came back to my dorm only to hear my neighbor having loud sex. I thought I was just thinking when I said, "At least do it against the other wall," but when I was left later on, he walked by, apologized and said that he thought I wasn't home, and promised to be more quiet next time. FML

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By ashamed - 25/11/2015 15:50 - United States - Buffalo

Today, my neighbor called me a lucky bastard and said he heard me getting my wife off last night. I was too ashamed to admit the sounds he was referring to were from my 17-year-old daughter after a wasp flew through her bedroom window. FML

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By unsatisfied - 29/11/2010 12:13 - Australia

Today, I was lying in bed listening to my neighbors have loud, and what sounded like, enjoyable sex. My boyfriend rolled over and said, "she sounds like fun" before rolling back over and going to sleep. It's been four months. FML

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By anon - 15/09/2012 05:35 - United States - Rocklin

Today, I woke up to the sound of my neighbor pleasuring himself. FML

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By Phoellie - 28/08/2009 11:43 - United Kingdom

Today, as I arrived at my house after a two week holiday, I opened the door and heard footsteps upstairs. I went up and found my boyfriend naked in bed. We had great sex. Afterwards I found my best friend naked in the wardrobe. Turns out they'd also had great sex. FML

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By I must suck at singing - 18/02/2014 00:14 - United States

Today, my neighbor had a word with me for being "loud in the bedroom" last night. I haven't had any action for two years now, but I was too happy that she thought I'd got lucky to tell her the truth. So what was I really doing last night? Trying to sing like Christina Aguilera. FML

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By crier - 27/08/2013 18:34 - United States - Norfolk

Today, I realized the moans I make when masturbating sound like I'm crying. I realized this when my neighbor pounded on the door asking if I was okay. FML

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Sorry, what?

By butch - 13/11/2009 07:04 - United States

Today, my upstairs neighbor congratulated me on keeping him up 'til dawn with my girlfriend and the chick in the apartment next to us. He doesn't know how I got them to agree to a threesome. Since I was at my folks all weekend, neither do I. FML

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Revealing

By kitkat545 - 15/06/2009 23:18 - United States

Today, my husband called me from work just to chat. He asked what I had been up to today. I was feeling frisky so I told him all about how I had gotten horny, watched a porno and masturbated earlier. It wasn't until I heard the hoots and laughter that I realized he had me on speakerphone. FML

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markh110 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 12:06

Oh dude :(

fucked_up_4life 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 12:47

im sorry dude this is ******. i have a brother in iraq. his gf cheated in him. i wanted to kill her. thats messed up. u dont do shit like that. dump her sorry ass and make her move out. find urself someone worth ur time. u go to seas and she ***** another guy. tell her a girl said to go rot in hell for me. thanks.

Comments

4ube_fml 6

Sunday 9 August 2009 12:56

Well maybe it was just the tv or she may have been masturbating, but yes you need to talk to her and clear things up

Mons_fml 27

Thursday 14 June 2012 12:41

Do you seriousy think she moans and screams while masturbating?

WonderBlunder 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 13:01

Fake. Even if your apartment have very thin walls, girls don't moan or scream that loud. Only pornstars "act" like that.

poopybear 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 13:03

That's when you break up with her, if not then you're dumb and deserve it

BaGu_fml 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 13:05

What's up with all those FML's looking the same?

FlaminYawn 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 13:13

really, if ur neighbor didn't hear a noisy bed or headboard or bodies slapping together, then she was probably just masturbating in excitement of u coming home the next day.

BW3Cmart 3

Sunday 9 August 2009 13:55

Tell you gf that you're leaving again, then catch her in the act. FYL

visage 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 14:39

Can you blame her forceqnting to get one last great one in before she is stuck with you again? At least she didn't leave you for sucking in bed. Maybe he was just keeping it warm for ya?