Classy dude

By tw@ - 28/09/2014 15:30 - United Kingdom - Watford

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Today, my drunk husband came home, got into bed, and started humping the body pillow. He ended up whining about how I hadn't come yet, then angrily slurred that I must be cheating on him. All I could do was stay quiet and wonder how the idiot even made it home alive. FML
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flufee2 27

Lets hope he's a totally different guy when he's sober...

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vikky538 28

divorce him and let him marry that pillow...

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Zebediabolical 39

If he drove, I'd call the cops for a DUI. Yep. I did it when I was young and stupid. But then I realized that it's not just me that'll die or be maimed.

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slyde32 12

did you call the cops to tell them you were DUI, as well?

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Da_Case_10 8

I'm sorry but that's hilarious!! hahahaha

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defuck 8

I would of video taped him then showed him later

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R3TROxLOV3 32

Is this normal behavior for him? If so, I'd consider getting him help.

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Han1156 23

Why divorce he was just being a drunken idiot by the sound of it

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animalxcrackers 20

"all I could do was stay quiet..." Why? Why couldn't you say something to him about it?

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sonnyrosa 32

Because it was far too hilarious to let it happen, and take video for future blackmail purposes :P

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150493x 29

That escalated quickly

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vlalam 24

he is a keeper.. though he was drunk, he only thought of u.. but on a side note, rofl

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