Classy dude

By tw@ - 28/09/2014 15:30 - United Kingdom - Watford

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Today, my drunk husband came home, got into bed, and started humping the body pillow. He ended up whining about how I hadn't come yet, then angrily slurred that I must be cheating on him. All I could do was stay quiet and wonder how the idiot even made it home alive. FML
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flufee2 27

Lets hope he's a totally different guy when he's sober...

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davincidasecond 24

I seriously would have started laughing uncontrollably.

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FunGhoost 10

Only 2 kind of people tells the truth: toddlers and drunk people

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Chibi_Kitten 24

Better the pillow than you. I don't think he could properly do it with you if he's that drunk. That pillow just saved you from a lot of pain.

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ladybugz23 13

by come home drunk with out wife. what do you think have him go out get drunk and have fun while his wife at home. it doesn't look right.

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clrichmond2009 24

44, everyone instantly turns to breakups or divorce on here. 58. what?

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lifted95ram 13

I'm kinda hoping you recorded this once in a lifetime moment.

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