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By NewlyDread - 06/02/2013 02:31 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my boyfriend and I were looking at engagement rings. When the store owner asked about our budget, my boyfriend said with a straight face, "Nothing too expensive, I have a big penis so I don't have to overcompensate by buying a big diamond." FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2016 14:50 - United Kingdom - Shepton Mallet

Today, my boyfriend told me he'd drive me to the jeweler's to pick out a ring. We drove there, I picked the ring, and the sales person rang it up. I glanced at my boyfriend, only for him to reply, "Well don't look at me!" FML

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By anonymous - 14/03/2010 05:04 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend said he wanted to marry me. Since he doesn't know my ring size, he asked for me to find a ring that I liked, and he would buy it and propose. The only problem is that he won't spend more than 200 dollars on it. Oh, the generosity. FML

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By jkl54 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States - Salem

Today, I went with my girlfriend to the mall. We were looking at jewellery in Zales and she came across the engagement rings. She looks at one and says, "Are you kidding me? That ring is hideous and it's the most expensive one here! Who the fuck would buy that?" Well, that would be me. FML

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You deserved it 6 711

By badluck - 21/07/2014 19:31 - Canada - Medicine Hat

Today, I was out with my boyfriend, when he started browsing wedding rings. He found a ring, proposed to me right there in front of a crowd, and then was promptly denied a payment plan. We left without a ring. FML

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You deserved it 5 753

By whatsername92 - 01/02/2013 03:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend gave me the most beautiful diamond ring I have ever seen. As I excitedly put it on my finger, he told me it wasn't an engagement ring, but I should wear it like one to keep other men away and seem "unapproachable". FML

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You deserved it 4 562

By Loved - 25/05/2019 16:15

Today, my boyfriend bought me an engagement ring. It turned out to be the wrong size and we had to return it, since the store said it couldn't be re-sized. As we headed home, I felt guilty, so I turned to him and apologized. His response? "It's OK honey, I didn't really want to marry you that much anyway." FML

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By arthise - 09/10/2013 07:03 - United States - Evansville

Today, my boyfriend won a diamond engagement ring through a citywide competition. Instead of proposing to me, he's selling it. FML

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You deserved it 17 200

By undanya__four - 10/04/2015 20:19 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, my boyfriend told me he's prepared to commit to marriage, but only if I buy my own ring and tell everyone he surprised me with it. FML

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For better, for worse

By limegreengiraffe - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Lubbock

Today, my boyfriend and I went shopping for an engagement ring. We ended up breaking up in the process. FML

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By dino0123 - 12/12/2012 17:51 - United States - Herndon

Today, my very cheap boyfriend of four years proposed. I was overwhelmed with emotion, since he bought such a huge, seemingly-diamond ring. I was later overwhelmed with emotion when my finger turned green. FML

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bornaunicorn 12

Wednesday 6 February 2013 9:01

You are one lucky lady!

chelsearenaeee 16

Wednesday 6 February 2013 9:03

She clearly gets the D

Comments

BurningGrannies 16

Wednesday 6 February 2013 10:06

Your boyfriend is the most awesome man to have ever walked the earth if he said that with a straight face.

Acik91 26

Wednesday 6 February 2013 10:11

Having big boobs can help you in life from time to time (well, so I'm told), so it should only be fair if having big penis did that, too.

DasHaas 9

Wednesday 6 February 2013 10:13

He clearly has a sense of humor and good understanding of the things in life that are really important. Methinks if you consider this an FML, maybe you don't.

Satoaoi 13

Wednesday 6 February 2013 10:38

oh damn in front of the jeweler lol

ravenh1979 13

Wednesday 6 February 2013 11:20

Lmao!!

Psycho_Babydoll 26

Wednesday 6 February 2013 11:52

..Well does he? Seriously though consider yourself lucky that you have a guy with a sense of humor (and apparently a big dick, too). YDI entirely if you're one of those women who throws a tantrum if her ring isn't the biggest, shiniest and most expensive there is.

BigSexy123 11

Wednesday 6 February 2013 12:16

You know, I don't consider myself one of those women who needs the "biggest, shiniest diamond" and I'd still find his comment rude. Does a girl have to prove to you they aren't some nasty gold digger to you before you can fork over even a little understanding?

t765234 10

Wednesday 6 February 2013 15:19

"Does a girl have to prove she isn't a gold digger before you buy her an incredibly expensive and meaningful diamond on an incredibly expensive and meaningful band of gold?" uhhhh... Yeah, pretty much

DanielleinDC 33

Wednesday 6 February 2013 21:29

I hate expensive jewelry and would never want a big honking diamond, but I would not be amused if the guy I was thinking of marrying told a complete stranger about the size of his equipment and that he didn't have to overcompensate because of it. It's just rude.