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Doesn't explain how she knew it was him texting.. unless they exchanged numbers....
Yeah, I wish people would stop with the formula of "I was doing this thing naked, thinking I was in private and then this creepy guy gave away his stalkerish behaviour by doing something improbable which made it totally obvious he was watching! EWWW."
A. Nabours usually exchange land line phone numbers, I can understand that. but mobiles? (or "cells") B. Why would a creepy old man ever give away that he can see you naked? That just makes no sense. C. Use some ******' curtains.
It doesn't necessarily mean he can see her naked. Our old house had a small frosted window in the shower that was high enough so that even if you were really tall, only your head would be visible and only if it was open. We usually had ours open on warm days and if our neighbours were outside, they usually could hear the water and we usually could hear them.
My neighbor has mine in case of emergencies, lol.
But everyone does it.... OP, you should have said thank you, ya BITCH.
I think it's an fml in itself how you can spell ****** but you can't spell neighbors.
hahahaha
Gotta agree with that
Perhaps OP was acquainted with the creep at one point, and was comfortable giving him her number at the time. Then the creep gradually became more and more obsessed with OP. These kinds of things, you need to think and make assumptions. You only have so many characters in an FML post, and not it's not much to fully explain the background of these situations.
Were you the same person who's creepy neighbor wanted to watch TV with them after seeing her watching a specific show through her bedroom window? Because that would just make this so much better. I'd move. Seriously. Or at least buy some curtains and keep the ones that point towards his home closed at all times. FYL, you shouldn't have to put up with weird perverts.
Sounds like it's time to pump up the volume on the stereo and crank up the bass. Then he won't hear you.
he was watching him u dip
lol, that's actually funny... you could scream "i need salt" and you'd get home delivery in 30 secs... no one can beat that.
Did you say thank you? Don't be rude now.
ydi for giving your number to people who creep you out.
He's a stalker. He probably did his research.
how did he have your cell #??
Who cares how he had her cell number. It doesn't mean it was a lie! You people are pathetic sometimes. Trying to disect ever FML to figure out which ones are real and fake. They are FML's because they don't seem like they would really happen, they don't happen often and so you say they are not real. You have no proof that they aren't. She might have given her neighbor her number for emergencies or just to be friendly. Creepy could have come after she got that text. Creepy doesn't mean they aren't friendly. Stop putting people down and asking all these stupid questions! Who cares. He had it for a reason, the reason it's irrelevant. So what if this is fake? It's still funny and possible. It may be fake for them but it must be real for someone somewhere. Stop runing FML's with your stupid comments please and thankyou (:
Get a life.
Reminds me of family guy and Chris' Stalker.
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Did you say thank you? Don't be rude now.
how did he have your cell phone number? making up stories to get on fml is lame.