Classy

By Anonymous - 12/01/2013 20:12 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, I spontaneously poured my heart out for my boyfriend, telling him how much I love and adore him. He answered by leaning in close, saying, "Jolly good" in an affected accent, and burping loud and clear in my ear. FML
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nycwrestler 17

Sounds like you made him feel awkward, OP. A for effort, though.

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EsotericBrent 29

That was his way of saying he loves you too!

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Yongchi 11

That is the best thing I have ever heard. I am not even kidding, I'm going to start using that saying instead of the original.

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j_cat187 19

It's true, people tend to pay more attention to my when I scream Yiddish obscenities out my rectum.

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DocBastard 38

So you have attachment issues and he has a sense of humour. I see no problem here.

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FastidiousPear 6

The problem is how op "spontaneously poured out her heart" as though it were leftover soup. You don't just do that. Especially not to a guy. ESPECIALLY if he's your boyfriend.

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WelcomeToAndale 13

It's people like this who give the rest of us males a bad name. Hope you find better luck in the meantime OP, and find someone who truly deserves you.

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Enslaved 36

If you say "beer can" with a *British accent, it sounds like you are saying "bacon" with a Jamaican one. Try it. :P

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buckdharma 37

now I'm drinking a beer and eating bacon.

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perdix 29

Or, "ursine relative*" in an Australian accent. *bear kin.

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Catkam623 27

Miss bro ,miss :(. I liked it though.

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perdix 29

If you are dating a drunk, spontaneity is going to give you random responses. You have to plan serious talks to happen in those small windows of sobriety that interrupt his alcohol-soaked life. I'm guessing that once you tell him to this sober, he'll run to his favorite pub to celebrate/mourn the news.

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billyz77 24

"Never tell anyone outside the family your true feelings again" - Don Corleone The Godfather

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TwinChapter 15

Maybe it's not a good idea to spontaneously say things like that? I'm not saying you shouldn't tell your boyfriend that you love him- just that some people feel awkward in these kinds of situations. There are so many people (myself included) who find it extremely difficult to express such intense emotion towards others, so when someone does something like this out of the blue, it makes some people uncomfortable and feel a lot of pressure because they don't know how to reply. Remember, even simple "I love yous" can be hard for some people, so try knowing the comfort zone of your partner emotionally before you pour out your heart. :)

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DjeePee 24

But... he's her boyfriend. If he feels awkward when his friggin' girlfriend says that she loves him, why is he in a relationship (with her) in the first place?

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TwinChapter 15

I don't think you understand. It's not the fact that it was his girlfriend who said "I love you". I was just saying that some people find it hard to say "I love you" to anyone, even their parents. (I love my parents and all, but I have never been able to say this to them). Furthermore, she didn't simply say "I love you", she went and "poured her heart out to him". That could result in an uncomfortable situation.

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billyz77 24

Hey InTheButt (#21), what kind of comment was that? I'm a man and I've never done that. Come on.

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robo_thunder 13

Did you pause the movie to tell him all of this?

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sarah6786 14

I can't stop trying to picture exactly how this happened. Lol

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