Classy

By bkay26 - 29/08/2010 15:37 - United States

Spicy
Today, I walked in on my mom giving my dad head. Acting like I hadn't seen anything, I asked if I could use a towel sitting on the dresser. My mom said, "No, we're going to need that one." FML
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perdix 29

You should have swiped the towel and ran away yelling, "Swallow, bitch!" Also, your dad must be hung like a flea for your mom not to say, "Naw, wah wah (gag) wah wah wah."

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dudette2 9

How did you act like you didn't notice? How does that even work? "Hi Mom, Hi Dad, I'm not noticing your hard on in my mothers mouth 'cause I'm too busy looking for a towel" What??

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Stevefett 0

lol I'm in a 69. Nope, joke never gets old.

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awesomesauce8 0

first of all you totally should have joined in. I'm sure your dad would have been glad to get double action. and second of all, tell your mom to stop being such a wimp and just swallow his love juice already. A real woman doesn't need a towel.

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That_Guy_Jake_JR 0

OMG 68 learn how to spell! ;)

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yeahreally 6

wow i woulda just been like omfg *door slam* ppl these days.. *sigh*

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mpclaw 3

wow. mom still sucks. that usually stops after: "I do" good for her!

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MoJoThundRpants 0

were tha lights off?

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MitchMD 0

Hahahahaahahhaahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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