Classy

By bkay26 - 29/08/2010 15:37 - United States

Spicy
Today, I walked in on my mom giving my dad head. Acting like I hadn't seen anything, I asked if I could use a towel sitting on the dresser. My mom said, "No, we're going to need that one." FML
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perdix 29

You should have swiped the towel and ran away yelling, "Swallow, bitch!" Also, your dad must be hung like a flea for your mom not to say, "Naw, wah wah (gag) wah wah wah."

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dudette2 9

How did you act like you didn't notice? How does that even work? "Hi Mom, Hi Dad, I'm not noticing your hard on in my mothers mouth 'cause I'm too busy looking for a towel" What??

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LeftyPitcher 0

y did u need the towel was ur sista gonna blow u u no wat the say a family blows together says tigethere

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5t3ff1k4h 44

Either they spilled something (a glass of water, perhaps?) and needed to wipe it up, or they were going for a shower. That was probably their last towel. Time to do laundry! I don't see why OP couldn't wait an hour to run a quick cycle of laundry, unless they were on a tight schedule.

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yaysmile 0

why didn't you leave when you knew what was going down? that's kind of wierd on your part op, therefore ydi.

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yaysmile 0

why didn't you leave when you knew what was going down? that's kind of wierd on your part op, therefore ydi.

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JordynnLOL 11

I love when people become scarred for life for reasons like this.

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Fuckbucket 0

Pretending you didn't notice it and just wanted a towel? Maybe I should try that the next time I get caught filming my mum giving dad a blowie!

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BostonBruinsFan 8

Great idea! Ur comment about tapin it is great.

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PLAT1NUMsilk 0

its one thing to not knock, but seriously? you know what there doing, so gtfo of there. and why would you start talking to your mom? your f*cked.

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meneedlove 0

First what they were doing is completely natural and normal, second why the hell didnt you get the **** out as soon as you understood what they were doing lol I mean its normal but you dont have to watch them till they finish

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jmk323 0

Today my son barged in my room while i was giving my husband head. Then he stood there and pretented not to see and asked for the very same towel i was going to spit in when we were done. FML hehehe

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singinalto 1

I guess there are some benefits to being raised by a single mom...Gross!!

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