Miscellaneous: Classy

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By 1234 - 11/07/2009 16:41 - Canada

Today, it was my wedding day. I had my butt clenched during the ceremony. I was giving my husband the ring, but dropped it. When I went to retrieve it, I let a huge one rip. My husband yelled, "She likes to eat beans." FML

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Same thing different taste

By DutchOven - 04/07/2009 21:07 - United States

Today, was my wedding. After eating, I had an urge to fart. I let one rip just before my husband and I were called to do the garter dance. He seductively tried to use his teeth to remove the garter and came out from under my dress dry heaving. I dutch ovened my husband in front of everyone. FML

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By Sarah - 26/03/2012 11:14 - United States

Today, I belched. In the middle of my wedding vows. FML

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Nervous?

By Anonymous - 28/02/2015 14:16 - Denmark - Nørresundby

Today, I sharted during my wedding vows. FML

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You deserved it 5 135

By fun - 16/06/2013 04:54 - United States

Today, my husband threw up on me during our wedding vows. FML

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You deserved it 4 585

By pain - 26/02/2010 10:23 - Japan

Today, I found out that explosive diarrhea can happen, and at the most inopportune times, such as on the day of MY wedding. At the altar, while my husband said his vows. FML

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You deserved it 3 286

By thefailure - 02/08/2009 04:21 - United States

Today, it was my wedding day, and while I was standing next to my husband in front of all of our guests, I was rocking on my heels because I was nervous. I rocked too far and fell backward. My husband didn't come to help me up. He just said at the top of his lungs, "FAIL!" FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2011 13:17 - United Kingdom

Today, it's my wedding day, and I have uncontrollable diarrhea. FML

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You deserved it 5 154

By Zoey - 09/02/2012 15:17 - Canada

Today, my husband started a food fight. During our wedding reception. FML

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You deserved it 6 185

By Oops - 18/11/2018 21:00 - United States

Today, I had diarrhea and shit myself. During my wedding. In my wedding dress. FML

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You deserved it 253

By flipflop - 07/06/2010 07:03 - United States

Today, I got married. I was so nervous right before I said my vows that, in the dead silence, I farted. Loud. My brother showed me afterwards, on tape, over and over and over again. FML

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MSJ91 1

Saturday 11 July 2009 20:00

haha, now you'll remember your wedding better you should be laughing at it; it makes for a better memory

stickitystickman 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 20:02

HAHAHAA OH SHIZ that's so classic, you're a keeper.

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fantasyworld 37

Monday 16 March 2015 9:36

Just gotta laugh it off.

Tylamin 6

Monday 29 June 2015 16:47

Nice guy though cause now everyone will remember him shouting something dumb and not you farting ?

pinkstardust 9

Sunday 9 August 2015 23:45

Fyl

TheAspieDork 27

Thursday 18 February 2016 14:42

At least you have a funny story to tell your kids, if you decided to have any

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Classy

Same thing different taste

Nervous?

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