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By 1234 - 11/07/2009 16:41 - Canada

Today, it was my wedding day. I had my butt clenched during the ceremony. I was giving my husband the ring, but dropped it. When I went to retrieve it, I let a huge one rip. My husband yelled, "She likes to eat beans." FML

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Same thing different taste

By DutchOven - 04/07/2009 21:07 - United States

Today, was my wedding. After eating, I had an urge to fart. I let one rip just before my husband and I were called to do the garter dance. He seductively tried to use his teeth to remove the garter and came out from under my dress dry heaving. I dutch ovened my husband in front of everyone. FML

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You deserved it 25 955

By Sarah - 26/03/2012 11:14 - United States

Today, I belched. In the middle of my wedding vows. FML

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Nervous?

By Anonymous - 28/02/2015 14:16 - Denmark - Nørresundby

Today, I sharted during my wedding vows. FML

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You deserved it 5 135

By fun - 16/06/2013 04:54 - United States

Today, my husband threw up on me during our wedding vows. FML

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You deserved it 4 585

By pain - 26/02/2010 10:23 - Japan

Today, I found out that explosive diarrhea can happen, and at the most inopportune times, such as on the day of MY wedding. At the altar, while my husband said his vows. FML

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By thefailure - 02/08/2009 04:21 - United States

Today, it was my wedding day, and while I was standing next to my husband in front of all of our guests, I was rocking on my heels because I was nervous. I rocked too far and fell backward. My husband didn't come to help me up. He just said at the top of his lungs, "FAIL!" FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2011 13:17 - United Kingdom

Today, it's my wedding day, and I have uncontrollable diarrhea. FML

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You deserved it 5 154

By Zoey - 09/02/2012 15:17 - Canada

Today, my husband started a food fight. During our wedding reception. FML

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You deserved it 6 185

By Oops - 18/11/2018 21:00 - United States

Today, I had diarrhea and shit myself. During my wedding. In my wedding dress. FML

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You deserved it 253

By flipflop - 07/06/2010 07:03 - United States

Today, I got married. I was so nervous right before I said my vows that, in the dead silence, I farted. Loud. My brother showed me afterwards, on tape, over and over and over again. FML

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MSJ91 1

Saturday 11 July 2009 20:00

haha, now you'll remember your wedding better you should be laughing at it; it makes for a better memory

stickitystickman 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 20:02

HAHAHAA OH SHIZ that's so classic, you're a keeper.

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88sforlife 0

Saturday 20 March 2010 13:58

#31We Should Meet Up Sometime!!

funkymunky09 0

Sunday 9 May 2010 3:21

nice one that's awesome compliment the husband 4 me :)

hannah1203 2

Sunday 6 June 2010 7:14

This is one reason why I don't eat beans :)

skyttlz 32

Sunday 31 October 2010 7:50

I always say let one rip

AstroChameleon 3

Friday 24 December 2010 23:44

hahaha "huge one ripe" is pretty funny on it's own

DinoChick 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 7:11

that sucks, did anyone laugh?

julianna170 4

Thursday 30 June 2011 18:02

hahaha that's hilarious but embarrassing :/

little_metalbear 0

Wednesday 20 July 2011 23:33

at least you know for sure he takes you for who you are, and you'll hear this the rest of your life... it sucks tough.

lkrunner101 7

Monday 2 January 2012 5:24

At least he made a funny comment and wasnt ashamed!

babe7260 30

Monday 4 June 2012 9:19

Omg POOR YOU!!!! I'm so very sorry!!! I just can't imagine!! Hopefully everyone didn't make a big deal about it!!!!

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Classy

Same thing different taste

Nervous?

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