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By Anonymous - 01/02/2014 18:37 - United States - Cortland

Today, my Axe shampoo, body wash, and deodorant finally did their job: they got a girl to notice me. Too bad the girl was my grandma. FML
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Omfgitsmia 15

Axe is cheap. Try some big boy cologne, hm?

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Volcan_fml 22

Seriously, if I met a guy that used nothing but Axe products, my ovaries would recede so far I'd have them for eyeballs.

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thatsucks4you 7

That is an overkill!!! I would be gagging and have a really bad headache if I walked by you. Get some real cologne from a department store and one or two spritzes. Scent is supposed to draw you in, not overpower the whole room.

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tgbvfr 8

It's not a magic potion, go easy on the overpowering stench of Axe!! that's probably what's chasing the girls away : overdoing the deo is almost as bad as bad BO

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ClumsySilly 2

You're grandma is being nice. You should grow up - Axe is for boys, women want men.

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hazardmuffin 21

Oh, I'd be willing to bet the Axe is working. Girls are in fact noticing you, then promptly walking away. Ditch the Axe, dude.

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cactusdesu 15

I though the job of those things was to make you clean.

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Gabbrill 11

I think it's time for you to go up to big boy shampoo, body wash and deodorant! Axe is for young teens who doesn't know any better!

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din365 5

Yeah, I wouldn't use axe if I were you. I used it for a while and it gave me bad body acne, and when i switched to irish springs or old spice it cleared up and hasn't happened since.

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kbolt89 5

Trade Axe for some real cologne, and you will probably get more attention. It says, "Hey I care enough spend more than $4.00 on some cheap stuff from CVS."

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