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By Anonymous - 01/02/2014 18:37 - United States - Cortland

Today, my Axe shampoo, body wash, and deodorant finally did their job: they got a girl to notice me. Too bad the girl was my grandma. FML
I agree, your life sucks 41 036
You deserved it 14 086

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Omfgitsmia 15

Axe is cheap. Try some big boy cologne, hm?

Volcan_fml 22

Seriously, if I met a guy that used nothing but Axe products, my ovaries would recede so far I'd have them for eyeballs.

Comments

GingerRoot 13

I don't even like the smell of axe... Try talking to girls. That seems to have worked since forever.

Wizzlbang 10

Axe is terrible. Like, literally terrible in every aspect ever. Girls who smell you are reminded of nothing but a middleschool locker room. Not arousing. Get some old spice.

After reading the comments, I never knew so many people hated Axe. Probably because most axe users use way too much of the stuff. The deodorants do smell bad to me. I almost feel ashamed for using a little bit Axe, haha.

OmahaMalling 9

The good news is that girls probably have noticed you. The bad news is that it's probably been because your overpowering scent made their eyes water. Not attractive. If you want to get a girl to be attracted to you then ditch the Axe. I personally think that there's nothing sexier than a guy with an amazing scent that's so subtle you have to get really close to smell it.

I'm from Australia, they don't even sell that here, and I still know that it sucks, do yourself a favour mate, try something else!!

chloem103 9

Good lord this is bringing me back to middle school. Probably could smell you from a mile away.

biffenbauer 1

Better turn off your swag! :D