Clever girl

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was in a public restroom when my almost-two-year-old figured out how to open the door and run out. Half-a-dozen strangers watched me scramble to pull up my pants and moon everyone before running after her. FML
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Welshite 39

I think in this case people will understand. I was leashed as a child to prevent my running off.

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raininginseattle 9

That's why most public rest rooms added a hook on the inside of the stall door to hang your kids. Use them.

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bayliebug 14

Haha, kids are so cute... I'm sure no one minded seeing your butt too much. Everybody has a butt, right?

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EmmaMK 35

I repeat "don't touch, don't touch, don't touch anything". To avoid that happening (again), or multiple sheets or loo paper being pull out or my handbag being emptied over the floor.

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DoctorBurn 8

This is something that could actually be in a comedy movie

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Paradoxxxx 16

Aha hopefully they just looked the other way

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BlesstheSilence 11

I don't see why people bitch about putting kids on those little monkey leashes. What's so bad about making sure they are close to you in those moments you aren't able to hold their hand?

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