Weird, Awkward and Texting: Cliché

Cliché

By Username - 12/11/2011 21:42 - United States

Today, my daughter-in-law sent me another romantic text that was meant for her husband. Not only can't she spell for shit, the clichés she uses are horrifyingly embarrassing. The fact this keeps happening makes me want to slam her head in the oven. FML

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Crossed wires

By Anonymous - 23/05/2024 14:00 - United States

Today, I sent a romantic, flirty text to my boyfriend. A few minutes later, I got a reply from… my mom, saying, “I don’t think this was meant for me, but thanks for making my day awkward.” FML

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DocBastard 38

Sunday 13 November 2011 2:17

Meant for "her husband"...suuuuuure it was. I wouldn't bother slamming her head in the oven. I've tried that on numerous FML commenters to no avail. I recommend a taser. The spelling isn't better, but at least they're quiet for a few minutes.

rachilio 26

Sunday 13 November 2011 2:17

Whoa. Anger issues much?

Comments

nicknamekenny 1

Sunday 13 November 2011 7:46

You sound fun to hang with

CoitusNinja 2

Sunday 13 November 2011 8:10

You sound awesome!

Wise_Old_Guy 3

Sunday 13 November 2011 8:26

this is the right time to give her lessons, my friend.

chels1994 11

Sunday 13 November 2011 8:44

at least she's trying to be romantic... could be a naggy bitch all the time...

AliciaMarie516 5

Sunday 13 November 2011 8:48

A little drastic I would say. Just text her back and ask her to learn to spell or her husband won't have a clue what she is trying to say. Lol.

conqueror57 11

Sunday 13 November 2011 9:22

Thanksgiving is just around the corner. Tell your son you mistook her head for the turkey.

cheer21moose 13

Sunday 13 November 2011 10:13

Any yet your grammar is positively atrocious

Obelia 3

Sunday 13 November 2011 10:25

wow Op, you must be the most perfect person and never make mistakes. I'd be thankful that your daughter in law loves your son enough to send him loving messages no matter how horrid you might think they are. Personally, I think the one whose head should be slammed in the oven door is yours for being so petty and purile!

purple91 8

Sunday 13 November 2011 11:34

For all the people saying OP should be happy her son has someone who loves him - **** up. Shouldn't a parent want the best for their child, rather than the first thing that comes a long?