Close but no BJ

By nikkrissa_04 - 07/08/2009 11:17 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around in his car. I then decided I was going to give him a blowjob for the first time. As I was going down, he grabbed my chin and said, "Don't do that, your mouth isn't clean enough." FML
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OneandOnlyOne 0

Never ever offer to do it again. If he hints that he wants one, tell him his penis isn't clean enough for your mouth. He sounds like a REAL moron!

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urmomshouse 0

We dont want anything nasty goin on our jonsons. Now stop smoking

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pipinya 8

So he was fine with you kissing him, but your mouth "isn't clean enough" for THAT?

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howdmynosego 12

What kind of kinky shit have you too been doing before you offered the *******

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HootyHoops1300 11

AAAAAHAHAHHHHAHAHAHAAAAAHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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J15237 25

What the **** is the matter with your man. Weren't you just kissing and things were advancing?

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