Close-Knit Family

By Bleached_Eyes - 02/04/2018 00:00 - United States - Pikesville

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Today, I finally met my girlfriend's family. When it was time for dinner, I was sent upstairs to get her brother. When I walked in, he was laid out on his bed getting a rimjob from his cousin. FML
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AstroTurfMatador 11

This really doesn't make sense. By the sounds of things, this took place at your girlfriend's family's house. Seeing as how this was the first time you met them, why were you the one sent to get her brother?

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interesting33 36

I don't know for sure but it sounds like you walked in without knocking or waiting for an answer. If that's the case then YDI

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Mightytall 35

Knock! You always knock and wait for an answer before you walk into a room!

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Davros 12

What does your girlfriend say after an ******? Get off me cuz, your crushing my cigarettes.

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atomwolf 11

You could have just knocked the door like a person who respects the privacy of others. I get that you shouldn't have to expect something like that, but it's like driving. You have to anticipate the worst thing happening

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Emma Marshall 19

How'd you know it was the cousin

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dajokerscopes68 4

must live in the south

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Blunt person 16

Uhh, incest is a criminal offence where i'm from, so....

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GUYMAINE 16

Have you ever heard of knocking? Obviously not, so what you do is ball your hand into a fist. Then you hold it in front of you, knuckles facing you. And lightly tap the door with said fist to get the person inside the door/rooms attention.

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