Transportation: Close shave

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By eyeamcool - 17/04/2009 04:11 - United States

Today, the police posted a description of the car of a child abductor. As everyone slowed down to read the billboard, I realized that the car's description and license plate were very similar to mine. After getting death stares from passengers, I got pulled over. Twice. FML

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You deserved it 2 718

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By Amara1717 - 19/08/2009 04:22 - United States

Today, I was driving my little sister to school. She really didn't wanna go and was throwing a tantrum in the car. When we stopped at a red light, my sister notices a police man giving a ticket to another driver. She rolled down her window and screamed "Help me! I'm being kidnapped by a murderer!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 72 121

You deserved it 3 509

By anoymus - 31/05/2009 02:37 - United States

Today, I was driving to the local market with my son. We approached a vehicle that looked just like my fiancé's. My son peered out his window and said, "Mommy, daddy's getting kidnapped!" It seems he was being 'kidnapped' by his new girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 63 950

You deserved it 3 278

By Anonymous - 03/11/2009 04:33 - Canada

Today, the police came to my door and told me about a woman who called the cops on me because she said that I had been following her in my car. We were on the highway. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 121

You deserved it 2 024

By Anonymous - 19/09/2009 01:32 - United States

Today, I was driving through a neighborhood and saw a "slow down, children" sign. I was nice and slowed down as I passed a couple little kids with their parents outside watching them. I guess I was going too slow because one of the fathers started chasing me down the street calling me a pedophile. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 398

You deserved it 4 383

By PulledOver - 01/06/2009 05:10 - United States

Today, I pulled up to the stoplight near my house. It was dark with no traffic and the car behind me kept edging closer and closer to me. I finally got fed up with waiting and the car and ran it. In fact, it was a cop and he was trying to read my license plate because the back light was out. FML

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You deserved it 54 820

Busted

By bustedfornuthin - 08/09/2010 04:42 - United States

Today, I was arrested by the police for sitting in what they thought was a stolen vehicle. After being slammed into the back of a squad car at gunpoint, they realized the car was actually recovered a week ago. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 912

You deserved it 2 498

By Anonymous - 12/09/2012 07:00 - United States - Valencia

Today, I was pulled over. The cop stated that he "couldn't see" me because I had "blended in with the dark car background", and that it looked like no one was driving. I was literally pulled over for being black. FML

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You deserved it 4 558

By TheIrony - 19/07/2016 21:50 - United States

Today, while driving I saw a police car riding along next to me. Thinking about the news recently, I decided to give him a quick thumbs up and a smile to lighten up his day. He looks back, smiles, flips on his siren, and pulls me over for not paying attention to the road. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 182

You deserved it 3 543

By pampa31 - 14/12/2015 17:21 - Mexico - Tijuana

Today, while I was driving, there was a high speed car chase. The runaway managed to avoid my car but the police didn't. FML

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You deserved it 1 702

By ashleighsheba - 27/09/2016 16:43 - United States - La Vergne

Today, I got pulled over, not because I was speeding but because apparently, I looked like a kid driving. The officer said I was too short to drive and needed a booster seat. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 220

You deserved it 1 163

AWESOM_E 0

Friday 17 April 2009 12:06

Passengers? What passengers? Oh, you mean the children you were abducting...

mudkipsan 19

Friday 17 April 2009 13:18

One day, #8 will learn when to end a joke, and #9 will learn how to spot one.

Comments

rukusrazor 0

Friday 17 April 2009 15:31

Was the description "Chevy Van with FREE CANDY written on one side, and FREE HANNA MONTANA SHUTTLE on the other side?" If so.... YDI.

czechitout 0

Friday 17 April 2009 15:33

#23, do you really think a parent whose child was actually abducted would write into this site??

rukusrazor 0

Friday 17 April 2009 15:42

D'oh! #22 beat me!

perfectwinds 0

Friday 17 April 2009 15:47

Dude, that sucks. I always wonder what people who have cars similar to those descriptions feel. I'd probably just go straight home and say screw whatever I was doing LOL. Were the cops at least nice to you when they realized just how much of an unlucky bastard you are?

ZiggyMorrison 0

Friday 17 April 2009 15:50

#23 Shut the **** up I'm sick of everyone being like this isnt that bad blah blah blah Jesus Christ we know his life isnt literally ****** but the term fml is more like "oh just my ******* luck" an unfortunate and rather funny circumstance so lighten up and theres no way in hell you deserve this they can go **** themselves whoever said it

Wileypube 0

Friday 17 April 2009 15:55

Teal 94 Honda Accord? I saw the alert!

texaschris91 0

Friday 17 April 2009 17:40

Was this in San Jose? Cause I saw one of those alerts yesterday

timeisindustry 0

Friday 17 April 2009 17:44

white toyota tercel I'm guessing? or at least, that was the amber alert down here. well, that just sucks for you.

Sure_Thing 0

Friday 17 April 2009 17:58

#23... it's a humor website. Nobody thinks it's funny when kids get abducted. People DO think its funny when someone gets pulled over for matching the description of a wanted criminal AND his car. Also, is anyone else a vintage failblog.org fan and recognize something similar?

emmanizzer 6

Sunday 28 August 2011 8:06

No, but it reminds me of a certain episode of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia!

qkzp 0

Friday 17 April 2009 18:17

haha who the hell thinks you deserve this for having a similar car and similar plates to someone else's? and also, whoever pulled you over should have taken the time to notice that your plates were not the same... i have a feeling that cops should be able to recognize that.