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By Anonymous - 17/07/2014 15:57 - United States - Lancaster

Today, we decided to go to an aquarium for a little family get-away. At the end was a shark viewing deck, and I leaned over the rails to get a better look. How did I find out that my glasses needed to be adjusted? They fell off and sunk right to the bottom of the shark-infested waters. FML
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Sensory deprivation

By Trisha - 07/10/2023 10:00 - United States

Today, I went to a theme park with my friends. I was excited to ride the rollercoasters, but just as we were about to get on the biggest one, I realized I'd had left my glasses in the car. I can't see shit without them, but I decided to go on the ride anyway. I spent the entire time screaming in terror while my friends laughed, while I couldn't see a thing. FML
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feven 32

Did you try to get it back? If not at least the sharks will see a little more clearly now.

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cwaziemamma 16

Hope you talked to the workers so they could get them back for you

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CurlyQute 17

If you tell the aquarium workers they should be able to get them back for you.

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SwordSlayer99 11

Why did people down vote this ?

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Almost_Positive 18

Look on the bright side! You don't have to get them adjusted anymore

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turtles4life 24

OP can look on the bright side but she won't be able to see it.

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MandyMeow_fml 18

Well your glasses belong to the sharks now.

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jonnypoopsies 3

Good thing it wasn't yo ass that needed adjusting

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EmmaMK 35

If only you could see the error of your ways.

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shainj78 8

feel lucky that it was the glasses, not you.

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cakefete2 30

Agreed. On a scale of "shark food" to fine, those glasses are fin-ished.

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