Work, Animals and Accident: Clumsy nitwit

Clumsy nitwit

By Anonymous - 04/05/2018 01:30

Today, while dropping files off at my boss's house, I tripped and fell into his fish tank. We both watched as a crack spread all the way across the glass and shattered, covering his carpet in fish and water. His only words to me were, "I'll see you at work tomorrow. Maybe." FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 453

You deserved it 626

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By Bubba - 23/09/2009 20:48 - United States

Today, I bought a fish bowl and a fish for $15. I brought him home and sat him on my desk. Everything was going well until the shelf gave out and his bowl slid off of the shelf... onto my $2,000 computer. The computer is fried and is not covered by the insurance, the fish is fine. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 673

You deserved it 11 077

By kernewek - 26/05/2011 21:26 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at work, nonchalantly spinning my keys around my finger when they flew off and hit a glass cabinet. Broken glass showered passing customers. I don't think I'll have a job to go to tomorrow. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 450

You deserved it 20 949

By Sassers - 03/12/2009 21:08 - United States

Today, I heard a loud crashing noise. I ran into the kitchen to see what it was. My cat had knocked over my fish bowl and had my Beta in her mouth. After scolding her and rescuing it, I decided to clean its bowl. When I went to dump some of the water in the sink, my fish went down the drain. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 853

You deserved it 35 019

By TheKingDavis - 14/02/2011 07:11 - United States

Today, after dealing with tons of drama and working a 14 hour shift, I took a shower. When I stepped out, a weak spot in the floor gave way. While falling through the floor I grabbed the toilet tank lid, which fell into the tank and broke it. Now my leg hurts and the bathroom's flooded. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 106

You deserved it 3 196

Bad day for glasses

By Anonymous - 09/10/2022 10:00

Today, I walked into the glass door of my boss’s cabin and broke my spectacles. Thank god for a backup pair, right? Wrong. I fell down the stairs and broke them too. FML

I agree, your life sucks 994

You deserved it 206

By klm878 - 13/11/2010 04:10 - United States

Today, at work, my manager fell in front of an entire lobby full of people on a wet floor. I'm the only one who burst out laughing. Turns out she has a broken arm. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 981

You deserved it 37 810

By 1000dollarspoor - 07/10/2009 09:25 - United States

Today, while working on my laptop, I accidentally spilled a glass of water. I quickly moved my laptop out of the way of the oncoming stream. It fell on the floor and broke. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 869

You deserved it 10 078

By BloodyNoseMcgee - 11/10/2018 15:30

Today, I dropped some glass at my job while putting it on the shelf. A shard bounced off the floor and went up my nose. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 998

You deserved it 181

Cool moves

By UUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGHHHH - 09/11/2022 22:00

Today, I tried to open my water bottle, which is like trying to open a pickle jar, and after several seconds, it exploded all over my desk and clothes. Then, when I was going to get paper towels and a change of clothes, I slipped on the puddle and hit my head on my desk as I came crashing down. FML

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You deserved it 185

By no name - 22/06/2013 07:20 - United States - Gaylord

Today, while working at my job at a nursing home, I slipped and fell. It wouldn't be so bad if it was just water. No, one of the residents had just had an "accident". FML

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You deserved it 3 835

d3rpb0t 10

Friday 4 May 2018 2:03

Now's the time you become a gigolo to raise the money to replace the tank (and possibly its residents), all the while falling in love with one of your clients.

Glowworm56 26

Friday 4 May 2018 2:02

Something tells me you're going to end up sleeping with the fishes after that little incident.

Comments

Glowworm56 26

Friday 4 May 2018 2:02

Something tells me you're going to end up sleeping with the fishes after that little incident.

d3rpb0t 10

Friday 4 May 2018 2:03

Now's the time you become a gigolo to raise the money to replace the tank (and possibly its residents), all the while falling in love with one of your clients.

joeyl1990 28

Friday 4 May 2018 2:51

Do you think said client might have a prostatic leg?

ThrottleJockey 35

Friday 4 May 2018 22:25

It's a tale as old as time. *Sung by Angela Lansbury.*

Lobby_Bee 17

Friday 4 May 2018 2:07

You killed Nemo! You bastard!

Donut_Wizard 23

Friday 4 May 2018 3:15

You’ve just been demoted to expendable sacrificial intern.

CrazyTrainWreck 19

Friday 4 May 2018 3:59

We'll sea if you are still employed soon. Anyone want to take the bait?

RichardPencil 30

Friday 4 May 2018 4:40

Maybe he’ll fire you just for the halibut. Salmon’s in deep trouble — I hope you get a fair herring! Enough with the crappie jokes? Ok, I’ll let myself trout.

RichardPencil 30

Friday 4 May 2018 5:52

At least I’m not stealing people’s logos.

PhoenixChick 26

Friday 4 May 2018 5:21

Luca Brasi, the origin story

infinitemonkey 21

Friday 4 May 2018 5:41

You have a pretty good court case against him though...maybe mention how you might be injured and if you are out of work you you need some pictures of his unsafe entryway, and the whole thing might just be forgotten...