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By IHateBagels - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was cutting a bagel, only to slice the back of my hand with the knife. As I grabbed paper towels to clean up the blood, I noticed that the bagel was pre-sliced. FML
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kgb121 0

how did you manage to cut the back of your hand? were you using it as a cutting board?

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xjbearx 0

wow, sorry but that's really a blond moment. and yeah, if you somehow managed to slice the BACK of your hand, maybe you shouldn't be using a knife...

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love_lucy 0

AHAH NUMBER 11 but edward probably wouldnt care after resisting Bella JASPER on the other hand....

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giaface 0

Oh my god, #11. It's people like you that make me want to kill myself for enjoying the Twilight series.

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dcapp 0

hahahahahahahahah and i'm so glad i DON'T like twilight or any of that shit

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nebjamin69 0

lol that sounds like something that would happen to me. like when i tried to pop the cap off my friends cooler, but broke the neck of the bottle cause I didn't realize it was a twist off.

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lol_shit1 0

friend of mine did that and severed nerves in her hand; she now cant feel anything across most of her palm!

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Luled 0

so many ppl think this is stupid but shit like that happens, ffs I cut my hand on a cheese bun, *it was frozen, cheese was rock hard >.

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ChrisFrancia 0

maybe he was holding the center of the bagel and cutting inwards (center bottom part of the bagel hole)

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DanceOnTheEdge 0

aha, #21. i know right :P i'd let jasper suck my bloood. gore-jussss :)

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DanceOnTheEdge 0

oh, and #22 cheer up and laugh a little. I didn't anyone.

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