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By IHateBagels - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was cutting a bagel, only to slice the back of my hand with the knife. As I grabbed paper towels to clean up the blood, I noticed that the bagel was pre-sliced. FML
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kgb121 0

how did you manage to cut the back of your hand? were you using it as a cutting board?

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xjbearx 0

wow, sorry but that's really a blond moment. and yeah, if you somehow managed to slice the BACK of your hand, maybe you shouldn't be using a knife...

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Jo324 0

#15, people who don't even know the difference between your and you're have no right to call others dumb. -_-

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itlybabe 0

are u seriously that stupid?

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amandarocks04 0

i agree with #22 i'm embarrassed to admit i like twilight because of all the crazy girls that are OBSESSED WITH IT. like it's real life or something... =

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kellster 2

Seconding #31! Also, **** you, #15. The only person I have ever known to slice their hand while cutting a bagel was a guy.

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Crunchy_fml 0

Did you still get to eat the bagel?

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shoegal_57 0

Haha I like that #2 calls the person stupid, but uses 'you are' incorrectly.

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kwbuzz23wk 0

people making fun of him for cutting the back of his hand, i worked at a bagel place for a long time and many people cut the back of their hands while slicing bagels (not me but still) but for the OP - you need to know when a bagel is pre-sliced. hopefully no blood on the bagel... and thanks for the laugh

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mariposa25 0

I've cut myself on almost any knife imaginable, so I feel your klutzy pain. I've also not noticed a bagel was pre-sliced before. Sometimes, even when it's pre-sliced, it isn't sliced all the way through and that's the side you're looking at.

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oh_thatsucks 0

...somebody should stay away from sharp objects..

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