Cocobananas

By why... - 05/06/2012 17:21 - United States - East Orange

Today, my husband went nuts. He's quit his job and set out building an amateur bomb shelter in our backyard. According to him, there's "substantial evidence" that cannibalism is on the rise across the country, and that "it's gonna be like Resident Evil out there, babe." FML
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ohcoolstorybro 14

Miami zombie is real

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PlaidPanda 9

Because the cops shot the guy FIVE times before he went down, I'm guessing one of them was in the head.. Have you heard about the mother eating her baby, the dude eating his roommate, and there have been a few other ones out there too. I don't believe this is a "zombie pandemic" but some freaky shit is going on.

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charvisioku 22

Well he has a point, there really is a lot of crazy shit going on. And if it's bath salts or similar causing it, you'd be better off with a bomb shelter - people go absolutely bonkers on that stuff. Not to mention they're really difficult to stop because they don't care if they get shot etc.

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killdozer1 2

If they don't feel pain, then stop using your 5.56 rounds in American assault rifles. Use the stopping power of the AK-47!

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nikkinurse 10

If that's really happening u should take him to emergency and have him assessed by psych!!

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baubabe05 3

Well...at least you'll be prepared if it actually ends up happening loll

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Bebbo_fml 21

At least your zombie people don't mail out their leftovers to congress.

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felixthemaster 6

aww he cares enough to take the extra measures for you!

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sporty1200xlr 6

I got my gun ready and a stock pile of ammo! Remember, the only way to kill a zombie, is with headshots!!

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killdozer1 2

It takes several minutes to burn to death, and since zombies don't feel pain, they can spread the fire to other flammable materials and structures. Assuming your deployment method for the fire has not done so already.

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aaliyahsagirah 5

Sorry, but people have been LOOKING for a reason to cry 'zombie apocalypse' forever, and take any excuse they can to start ranting about how it's happening. I don't believe that shit. Yeah, they had to shoot him a few times before he went down. Have you ever SEEN someone on PCP? Unless you shoot them in the head or somewhere VITAL, they don't go down. This 'bath salt' shit is a mix of LSD and chemicals that essentially shut down normal brain function. They don't feel pain like a functioning human. Sorry to break it to you, but all this guy was is an extreme drug addict on one HELL of a bad trip.

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sporty1200xlr 6

The apocalypse to most people is just a joke, just because one or two people take it serious does not mean everybody else does. We gun owners use it as a fun conversation just to compare what gun would be best in that predicament.

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raraisbang 12

And you can now buy zombie rounds ;) they're pretty nifty. You know. For killing zombies. :D

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coldashell 23

Stocked up on zombie rounds. Good hunting ammo too.

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COLDB3AR 6

Yeah? What about that guy that killed his roommate and ate his heart and brain?

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TheDrudgeChild 4

106 - trust me, people actually believe it.

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AsianCookie247 14

45 - oh my god that's so scary.. I believe that something is possibly happening soon if more people continue doing the drug, no so much a "zombie apocalypse" but some serious shit will go down if enough people get into that.

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papabear88 6

tell him he should also build a nuclear bunker just in case North Korea gets naughty

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anarchist884 9

Oh dear..... That's a special kind of messed up. Psychiatric help immediately for him and go find yourself someone less batshit crazy haha

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