Miscellaneous: Coincidence

Coincidence

By lostmystuff - 07/07/2013 06:35 - United States - Livermore

Today, I was moving to my new apartment. I left some furniture outside as I drove to dump the first load at my new place. When I got back, everything was gone. Apparently, today is the day the donation truck was coming around to take everything we don't need. FML

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By Ali - 07/07/2012 20:23 - United States - Kailua Kona

Today, I packed all my clothes in a black garbage bag, so I could easily move them to my new house. When I came back outside to load it into my car, the bag was missing, and all I could see was a garbage truck driving away with the week's trash. FML

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You deserved it 30 603

By Megz - 02/01/2013 17:38 - United States - Cedar Rapids

Today, my roommate of a year and good friend of several more decided to move out. When I came home from a long work shift, I found all the cupboards emptied out of everything, including all the new stuff I bought to replace what she was going to take with her. FML

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You deserved it 2 753

By Jimmy Joe - 08/09/2017 20:00

Today, I went to Houston to help with hurricane relief and to donate supplies. Later, I realized that I'd accidentally donated a bag that had my brand new truck keys in it. I've been waiting for 5 hours already to find it. FML

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You deserved it 884

Bye bye clothes

By kmjlevesque - 03/06/2020 02:00

Today, I ran out of moving boxes so I used a few garbage bags to pack up my clothes. My new roommate decided to be helpful by putting those green garbage bags in the dumpster. It was garbage day. FML

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You deserved it 343

Bought or stolen

By dump truck hater - 03/06/2015 16:18 - United States - Austin

Today, when leaving my apartment, I instantly noticed there was a giant dump truck in our lot, which turned out to be directly behind my car. After making a 20-point escape from my parking space and getting to work late, my roommate texts me, "DUDE guess what I got last night." A giant dump truck. FML

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You deserved it 2 224

By Anonymous - 30/09/2011 15:12 - Canada

Today, my roommate was packing up her kitchen stuff as she prepared to move out. Apparently that included the majority of things I bought last week to replace all of her stuff she is taking. FML

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You deserved it 3 012

By uvagirl - 05/07/2013 01:32 - United States

Today, I came back to my apartment after moving most of my stuff out. Upon returning, I learned that my now ex-roommate drank all of my alcohol and threw away my things, thinking that I had forgotten them. FML

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You deserved it 3 848

By Anonymous - 09/11/2013 20:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend moved out and took all his things with him. He also took some things that didn't belong to him, namely my rent money. My landlord comes tomorrow. FML

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You deserved it 3 810

Last laugh

By Anonymous - 21/03/2023 18:00

Today, my ex-roommate, who decided to move out when my other roommate and I told her we didn't want a giant dresser for her dogs' clothes and stuff in the dining room, took the door knob out of the door to her former bedroom and threw some of my things in the recycling bin. FML

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You deserved it 118

By dantheman - 24/07/2009 14:56 - United States

Today, I just got a new assignment for the moving company I work for. Two weeks ago my fiancé dumped me and I moved out of the house. Almost all of the furniture was mine and it took forever. The new moving assignment I have is moving her new boyfriend into my old house. FML

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You deserved it 2 817

imtooshy 18

Sunday 7 July 2013 16:36

You're moving without help? How could you place your furniture outside, not have a friend watch it and actually expect it to still be there when you return? I think this shoulda been common sense.

mpsteve137 15

Sunday 7 July 2013 16:33

Well... At least you donated it to someone who will really need it

Comments

tiernang 21

Sunday 7 July 2013 16:39

Reply to number six because the app wont let me reply: sorry, didnt see the part where he said he drove. Please disregard.

KiddoKS 19

Sunday 7 July 2013 17:35

If you click on the words of the comment, it should spin around and give you the reply option. This is for the iPhone, but I assume other ones are similar.

BlueFlatts 20

Sunday 7 July 2013 18:25

5-Stars App works exactly as described.

xemnas164 6

Sunday 7 July 2013 16:40

That's a load off.

Iceman225 11

Sunday 7 July 2013 17:22

Oh, come on. That was a cheesy pun.

jojj351 12

Sunday 7 July 2013 16:41

well, it got them moved

FlyingLeumer 19

Sunday 7 July 2013 16:42

Some people will be really happy with what they got, but that really sucks for you.

Koalacatcher 9

Sunday 7 July 2013 16:45

why would you even leave furniture outside ugh

GRgoldfish 19

Sunday 7 July 2013 16:45

bad puns aside you could always go to the store and demand your stuff back. just explain your situation, I'm sure if there reasonable they will give your stuff back. best of luck op