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.....awkwardddd.
Well that's not so bad, clearly you weren't being malicious.
lmfao "ex" NOW ITS EX
I never get these. Why do people think its FML when someone told them they had cancer? You are assuming that said person is an over-sensitive crying little b*tch when you make it all awkward like that. Regardless - you could have easily diverted this by congratulating the person for overcoming cancer.
exactly
Best story I have read so far. I envy you.
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Is that why your an ex? !! :D
Aww. I'm sure she understood. **** HER life though :(