College life

By Anonymous - 01/11/2009 11:33 - Germany

Today, I arrived in my dorm at 3 am to find my roommate passed out and a nauseating stench. While I was gone, he got drunk and puked all over the walls, carpet, and both beds. His inebriated attempt to clean up the mess consisted of smearing his vomit everywhere with my shower robe. FML
I agree, your life sucks 37 989
You deserved it 2 363

Same thing different taste

Top comments

skyeyez9 24

Press the robe over his face and smother him! Autopsy will reveal he drowned in his vomit (hopefully).

Comments

welcome to your first weekend of college. get used to it and learn how to do it!

you have a shower robe and you're a man? FYL indeed

that's disgusting I can't stand it when people can't handle their alcohol limit! why drink then again they are stupid and will probably never learn their lesson I would make your roomate clean it up excessively the whole day to make him realize his consequence

terranada 3

throw him out. that'll teach him

TwinTurbo57 0

My roommate is the same way but luckily she comes home at 8 am and I am in class by the so I don't have to deal with her

That's disgusting. Your roommate is an idiot.

at least ur room mate tried? jk sorry that happened:/