Cars, Mysterious and Transportation: Comfy

Comfy

By chrono64 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I found a pair of glasses in my car. I don't wear glasses, and nobody besides myself has been in my car lately. It appears that someone has been sleeping in my car and forgot their glasses. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/04/2023 00:00

Today, somewhere between home and work, my glasses vanished off my face. I know I had them on before I set off because I cleaned them in the car and put them on, then halfway to work I suddenly had to squint to see because glasses gone. I’ve been searching for an hour, they are nowhere. HOW? FML

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By Blind - 15/01/2023 21:00 - United States

Today, my glasses have completely disappeared. I know for a fact that I put them on my desk, but now they're absolutely nowhere to be found. This is my first time playing "Find your glasses without the assistance of your glasses" and I'm failing at it badly. My vision isn't even that bad yet. FML

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By wobbles - 04/12/2009 05:28 - United States

Today, I spent 30 minutes trying to find my glasses. I don't know what's worse, the fact that I was wearing them the whole time, or that my girlfriend played along and helped me look for them. FML

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By Kyle - 10/05/2011 10:48 - United Kingdom

Today, I searched frantically for my glasses for ages. After giving up, I realised I could see perfectly. I had been wearing them the whole time and neither my mother nor my father told me because "it was far too funny" watching me yell "Where the fuck are they?" FML

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By Anonymous - 18/07/2012 17:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, I went to the beach with a friend. We'd forgotten to get our towels out of the SUV, so I rushed back to the parking lot. I opened the passenger-side door and climbed in to begin my search. After ten seconds or so, I realized I'd busted into someone else's car. FML

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By Glassless - 26/05/2017 20:00

Today, I lost my glasses. I don't have spares but my girlfriend said I could borrow hers. She doesn't understand why this won't work. FML

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By hereforfmls - 26/12/2019 05:00 - United States - Jasper

Today, I felt something hit my eye as I was riding on my bike. My glasses ended up falling off. I looked for them for ten minutes before giving up. I ran over them. FML

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By spark - 27/08/2014 17:19 - United States - San Francisco

Today, after my windshield wipers being stolen twice in a row, I decided to hide in my car to catch the thief. I fell asleep. When I woke up, the new wipers were gone. FML

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By whateven - 08/01/2013 17:45 - United States - Allentown

Today, my boss "borrowed" my prescription sunglasses off my desk. She crashed her car because they made her dizzy, and thinks I should pay for the damages. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/12/2010 05:48 - United States

Today, I couldn't get into my car. In an attempt to get in, I broke a window. As I climbed in, the actual owner of the car walked up. Mine was across the street. FML

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marcoe 0

Sunday 20 December 2009 9:23

...um, thank you. i've been looking for those. if you leave them in the cup holder i will remember to take them. Thank you for finding them, i've had a hard time finding your car since i lost them.

Luckster 0

Sunday 20 December 2009 9:11

Unless there's piss, shit, crabs, blood and/or vomit in your car, your life is not ******.

Comments

maibiz 0

Sunday 20 December 2009 10:00

That's... actually quite creepy...

welderchick87 0

Sunday 20 December 2009 11:04

There's this nifty thing that cars have...called 'Locking doors'. You either lock them from inside your car by pressing a button....OR...if you have a button on your keychain thingy ma bob...press that. It really helps keep unwanted guests out of your car. To make sure they really stay out, make sure all your windows are up all the way, and if you have a convertable, make sure your top is up. It should help...a lot.

me5 0

Sunday 20 December 2009 11:58

I have a sister who doesn't care about locking the doors!

spitfire35 3

Sunday 20 December 2009 13:22

your sister is stupid

RuralNinja 0

Sunday 20 December 2009 13:26

Locks...they come standard on the car. Use them. YDI

sunnydazed 0

Sunday 20 December 2009 14:29

You don't know how long the glasses have been there... they could have been left by a friend a long time ago.

wolfpackchick10 0

Sunday 20 December 2009 16:27

Exactly what I was thinking. I wouldn't jump to the conclusion of, "SOMEONE IS SLEEPING IN MY CAR!!" That's kinda a huge jump to automatically make.

Mx_Rider 6

Sunday 20 December 2009 14:40

so................ you will live op.. fyl anyways.

bhneswt 0

Sunday 20 December 2009 15:48

MLIA

hXcsoccerplaya 0

Sunday 20 December 2009 16:08

shut the **** up about mlia. it's annoying to always see people commenting "mlia!" for every three out of five fml's. if they're posted on fml, theyre FMLs, not MLIAs. if moderaters thought they would qualify for fml, theyre FMLs. you want MLIAs, go to the website.