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By Loner_Lou - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - London

Today, my new colleagues took me up on my idea of a group night out. Perhaps they'll actually invite me along next time. FML
I agree, your life sucks 42 003
You deserved it 3 169

Top comments

All you have to do is secretly invite yourself! :D

1dvs_bstd 41

Colleague: who invited you? OP: bitch please, this whole night out was my idea.

Comments

tehdarkness 21

Agreed, a group of adults doesn't just alienate one person unless that person is annoying or negative to be around.

No, theres either a Reasonable explanation or some utterly unlogical reason people won't 'Hang out' with OP but Otherwise OP dear.. Perhaps ask a small group of people to have a drink with you will be a proper way to start things up?..

#25 what's with you and the word "Utterly"?

Gingerette 8

What isn't with OP and the word utterly?

RedPillSucks 31

#25 Unlogical? Is that even a word?

There is now #47 Invented right here on FML. Isn't that special?

All you have to do is secretly invite yourself! :D

This advice will definately get you invited to the next get together :D

1dvs_bstd 41

Colleague: who invited you? OP: bitch please, this whole night out was my idea.

That sucks bro, they probably didn't mean to hurt your feelings.

feldco1 17

Maybe next time be the one to create the event

Read this fml over and over till you realize your mistake.

feldco1 17

I took it as OP had always suggested "hey one night we should hang out" but never actually came up with an event.

MikaykayUnicorn 36

Maybe because it was your idea, they assumed you'd go? Never hurts to ask OP, find out what happened. It could have just been a miscommunication that can be easily fixed for next time:)

MikaykayUnicorn 36

Well, if they never invited OP, I'm assuming they never told OP they were going until after. You can't invite yourself to something you don't know is happening.

I've seen this happen before. Socially awkward coworker proposes a night out and everyone shows up except him. Next day people ask why he didn't show and he says "you never invited me." If his coworkers were just being dicks then that sucks, but I sense miscommunication or social awkwardness are the culprits here.

Croquis_fml 14

Who needs colleagues when you have Netflix and ice cream? Of course, if you are lacking in both of those OP, then that is even more unfortunate. Also, don't get too hung up about them forgetting to invite you. It's possible they were already hanging out and, on a spur of the moment decision, decided to go out on the town.

Pay two French models to go with you and show up. If they confront you all amazed and shit, simply push them aside and enjoy a Cuban cigar while sipping a bottle of brandy with your dates. Don't forget that gangster accent.

MikaykayUnicorn 36

Oh. French models can be guys too. And change that accent to match that of Colonel Doctor Agent Irina Spalko, the Soviet spy from ‘Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull’. Gosh, I entertain myself too much.

That's an awful feeling OP. Hopefully they didn't intentionally hurt your feelings. If it was intentional then perhaps they aren't people that you want to associate with anyway. Nobody likes a group of *****.

next time say hey going to a bar tonight we should all meet up for drinks