Communication breakdown

By xX_nsn_Xx - 03/02/2012 14:47 - United States

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Today, the pervert in my computer class asked me if I "mowed my lawn." Not knowing this was a vaguely sexual term, I replied, "No, my dad does." FML
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tylersign 11

Was his reaction something like: "Ooh, even better."? If so... Leave that place.

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Redoxx_fml 22

At least you didn't say "no I let it grow wild"

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KSIEringoBragh 7

XD jeez, sounds like my entire class... Here's what you do... Ask him "Can I ask you what color your Pen is?" If he replies with a color, tell him he might wanna get that checked out before it falls off... If he doesn't have a pen just FREAK out and say "OMG how do you pee without a Pen is!" Or maybe something a little more clever. Make sure there are people around. ;)

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jtaltstatt 0

At least u didn't say ur dad hires ppl to do it

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TriztenJ 0

I only go down if you keep the grass cut... -Wayne

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writergirl23 19

Um I think he could tell you didn't know, OP

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76transam 0

Giggity giggity goo!

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hilary56 0

LOL that is so funny!!!!! :D

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