Communication breakdown

By xX_nsn_Xx - 03/02/2012 14:47 - United States

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Today, the pervert in my computer class asked me if I "mowed my lawn." Not knowing this was a vaguely sexual term, I replied, "No, my dad does." FML
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tylersign 11

Was his reaction something like: "Ooh, even better."? If so... Leave that place.

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Redoxx_fml 22

At least you didn't say "no I let it grow wild"

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hamsmum 2

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha -takes breath- hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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redfacedfreak 1

I've done similar. I was asked by the wierdest boy in the school if he could "park his limo in my garage." Naturally showing off about the size of my actual garage, I replied, "My garage fits a limo you know ! ...but not a stretch." FML.

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Colonel_Lexi 18

Op-"and my brother trims the bushes!"

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trumancassady 0

Can i make love to you

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mikimoo 0

hahaha errrr... awk :) guess ya just gotta keep it mowed no matter wha

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PedoPancakes 7

At least you didnt have a crush on him ?

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squid93 9

You shouldnt mow your lawn anyway. Let it grow, nice, thick, and natural! Some people, like me, like it like that!

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hateevryone 14

i bet he won't say anything else to you.

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Isa_fml 20

oh god, i feel bad for laughing so hard, but it really is very funny in spite of being awkward. or maybe because of it. creepy and inappropriate thing for him to say, though.

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